Franzetti, don't be a hero
mo: actually, i'd have said no fucking way
i would have dropped the f bomb
that's right! in a church
sare: day-um
mo: i'd be a loose cannon
sare: the commissioner is coming down on me! I've got the mayor calling! you've got to start doing things by the books!
mo: REGGIE! a woman's life is on the line and you're going to follow the books? What kind of candy ass are you. Be a Man for once in your life.
sare: I've got three days left until I RETIRE, and you're not going to screw that up!
mo: Don't worry, Reg - nothing will happen
it's just a stake out
sare: good, now this is a little unorthodox, but I've replaced your partner with a german shepard.
mo: Cripes! How's he gonna call in for help?
sare: He's a very smart, straight-laced dog. He knows morse code. You might learn something from him, Franzetti.
mo: all because of a lousy misdemeanor?
i call bull.shit.
sare: HAND IN YOUR BADGE, FRANZETTI.
mo: SARGE! Take my fucking badge, but don't think I'm off the case.
sare: Don't pull any of that vigilante bullshit in my district!
mo: Too late, Sarge, too late. The city has be neglecting this woman for the past 3 months, I'm not going to let her or her 3 year old son down.
I'm going to get that son of a bitch if it's the last thing i do
sare: ::bullet shatters window, hits sarge in the chest::
. . . this is bigger than us . . .franzetti . . .
mo: SARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!
::FALLS ON KNEES::
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i would have dropped the f bomb
that's right! in a church
sare: day-um
mo: i'd be a loose cannon
sare: the commissioner is coming down on me! I've got the mayor calling! you've got to start doing things by the books!
mo: REGGIE! a woman's life is on the line and you're going to follow the books? What kind of candy ass are you. Be a Man for once in your life.
sare: I've got three days left until I RETIRE, and you're not going to screw that up!
mo: Don't worry, Reg - nothing will happen
it's just a stake out
sare: good, now this is a little unorthodox, but I've replaced your partner with a german shepard.
mo: Cripes! How's he gonna call in for help?
sare: He's a very smart, straight-laced dog. He knows morse code. You might learn something from him, Franzetti.
mo: all because of a lousy misdemeanor?
i call bull.shit.
sare: HAND IN YOUR BADGE, FRANZETTI.
mo: SARGE! Take my fucking badge, but don't think I'm off the case.
sare: Don't pull any of that vigilante bullshit in my district!
mo: Too late, Sarge, too late. The city has be neglecting this woman for the past 3 months, I'm not going to let her or her 3 year old son down.
I'm going to get that son of a bitch if it's the last thing i do
sare: ::bullet shatters window, hits sarge in the chest::
. . . this is bigger than us . . .franzetti . . .
mo: SARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!
::FALLS ON KNEES::
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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