Wichy Woman
mo: there was the BEST sandwich shop name today
that i saw
that started like this:
'wich
and i know it was witchy, but i can't remember the pun
and now?
i hate
sare: that's cute!
id love to start a sandwich shop with you
we'd have the most chips
mo: that would be so much fun!
the most in the world
but they would NOT be moist
sare: like 9 kinds of chips
mo: and!
i'd have a chicken salad sandwich!
sare: totally!
mo: and i would be eating it every second
sare: and we could have suggestions of pairings of like what kind of chips goes with a particular sandwich
mo: yes
and a jar with a bunch of marbles that people would guess the number
sare: like with a tuna, you got to have sour cream and cheddar.
mo: and even when they were right, they'd be wrong
sare: yes! and we wouldn't even know the number. it would be a mystery.
NO SUN CHIPS. i swear to god.
mo: no!
true none!
sare: I don't want that oaty shit. fucking potatoes.
mo: but ALWAYS!
doritos
with sour cream on the side if you want
sare: doritos on every plate
mo: and!
i'd make some dam ass nachos
sare: yes, like you could make the nachos and every once in a while we'd say "help yourself to some nachos."
mo: with more cheese then they understand
and!
sare: and we'd say "no, it's ok. it's a lot of cheese. just try it." and they wouldn't have to pay. and they'd be grateful for the mind expanding experience
mo: even though i don't like the guac! they'd have it
sare: i like the guac, so i'll handle all guac issues for you.
mo: but !
i definitely want to have the guac bowl thingy
and puppies are allowed in
and boo & zuzu sleep in the window most the times
sare: we could have PUPPY DAY!
mo: yes!
sare: we'd have the most bones.
mo: and if they dress them? we'd give them free 'wiches
sare: totally.
mo: i told stanny that he was allowed free sandwiches
ok?
sare: well, ok.
only if he helps.
mo: he'll lift the heavy stuff
like the bulk mayo
A Couple Days Later
mo: i got a sandwich from 'wich craft!
there is one nearby and paul brought it back!
bad for you kind
a ham with melted white cheddar & quince
(quince is like apple sort of?)
sare: dang
i guess
mo: but!
our sandwich shoppe will kick that sandwich shops ass
sare: yeah totally
mo: mostly 'cause ours is a shoppe
sare: yes!
with a whole wall of chips
mo: A WHOLE FUCKING WALL
sare: you can't top that. try it.
mo: we'll have dirty chips
and chips from england
and chips that WE MAKE!
and leigh will knit chips
sare: i will mime chips
mo: poker chips!
sare: you can just throw chips on the floor, like at rodeo, or ground round
mo: because! we'll have a fucking game room
A FUCKING GAME ROOM SUCKERS!
sare: eat it 'wich craft
mo: boom!
that i saw
that started like this:
'wich
and i know it was witchy, but i can't remember the pun
and now?
i hate
sare: that's cute!
id love to start a sandwich shop with you
we'd have the most chips
mo: that would be so much fun!
the most in the world
but they would NOT be moist
sare: like 9 kinds of chips
mo: and!
i'd have a chicken salad sandwich!
sare: totally!
mo: and i would be eating it every second
sare: and we could have suggestions of pairings of like what kind of chips goes with a particular sandwich
mo: yes
and a jar with a bunch of marbles that people would guess the number
sare: like with a tuna, you got to have sour cream and cheddar.
mo: and even when they were right, they'd be wrong
sare: yes! and we wouldn't even know the number. it would be a mystery.
NO SUN CHIPS. i swear to god.
mo: no!
true none!
sare: I don't want that oaty shit. fucking potatoes.
mo: but ALWAYS!
doritos
with sour cream on the side if you want
sare: doritos on every plate
mo: and!
i'd make some dam ass nachos
sare: yes, like you could make the nachos and every once in a while we'd say "help yourself to some nachos."
mo: with more cheese then they understand
and!
sare: and we'd say "no, it's ok. it's a lot of cheese. just try it." and they wouldn't have to pay. and they'd be grateful for the mind expanding experience
mo: even though i don't like the guac! they'd have it
sare: i like the guac, so i'll handle all guac issues for you.
mo: but !
i definitely want to have the guac bowl thingy
and puppies are allowed in
and boo & zuzu sleep in the window most the times
sare: we could have PUPPY DAY!
mo: yes!
sare: we'd have the most bones.
mo: and if they dress them? we'd give them free 'wiches
sare: totally.
mo: i told stanny that he was allowed free sandwiches
ok?
sare: well, ok.
only if he helps.
mo: he'll lift the heavy stuff
like the bulk mayo
A Couple Days Later
mo: i got a sandwich from 'wich craft!
there is one nearby and paul brought it back!
bad for you kind
a ham with melted white cheddar & quince
(quince is like apple sort of?)
sare: dang
i guess
mo: but!
our sandwich shoppe will kick that sandwich shops ass
sare: yeah totally
mo: mostly 'cause ours is a shoppe
sare: yes!
with a whole wall of chips
mo: A WHOLE FUCKING WALL
sare: you can't top that. try it.
mo: we'll have dirty chips
and chips from england
and chips that WE MAKE!
and leigh will knit chips
sare: i will mime chips
mo: poker chips!
sare: you can just throw chips on the floor, like at rodeo, or ground round
mo: because! we'll have a fucking game room
A FUCKING GAME ROOM SUCKERS!
sare: eat it 'wich craft
mo: boom!
posted by kill secretary kill at 1:21 PM
1 Comments:
sare: you know, i don't mind if we give stanny free sandwiches
mo: really?
sare: i was thinking of not charging anybody for them
mo: he'd like that
sare: and then really over pricing the chips
mo: WE HAVE TO CHARGE! SARE! THIS IS OUR MONEY MAKING SCHEME
OH.
hmmm
those nachos are gonna be so good
sare: people are like, "The chips are 10 dollars, BUT you get a free 'wich."
mo: that's huge if you think about it
i also think we should have a variety of pickles
and when someone gets a grilled cheese
they automatically get a bowl of tomato soup
but that's the ONLY SOUP WE SERVE
sare: and an alarm goes off!
the grilled cheese bell!
mo: yes!
sare: and doesn't go off until they've finished their ‘wich
mo: um
i don't want to naysay anything because truly, sare, i support you creatively but! that would annoy me and boo & zuzu
sare: until EVERYONE has finished their wich
mo: it's so loud in there now
no one can talk!
sare: with the game room
mo: the game room has REALLY GOOD walls
i'm not say we're running a library
sare: I will just hold the bell and ring it
mo: ooh! a wall of books
ok
sare, ok
i'm back in
sare: I'm worried we'll run out of chips.
mo: we have suppliers
that are ON.IT.
sare, don't worry!
sare: ok
mo: we're gonna hire someone who's really good about kicking some booty when it's called for
that wouldn't be us
sare: ok
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