insert milk

mo: someone started working here todayand she brought in cookies on her first day - discuss
sare: i think it's nice
mo: more on this nice, please
sare: were they good cookies or poison cookies?
mo: i have not tried said cookies because of that very condundrum
sare: well why are you complaining
do you have something against friendliness?
mo: i have something against everything in this instance
i say! look before you leap, missy!
sare: i will leap into a pan of cookies!
mo: then maybe you and missy should be new best friends!
sare: oh look she brought me cookies and i am not going to look the gift cookies in the mouth
I am just going to leap into them!
oh no
oh dear.
poison.
mo: tra la la, sare!
sare: . . .
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mo: * sigh *
sare: . . .
mo: never fear!
sare: . . . .
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mo: i have the cookie anectodote
sare: . . . .
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mo: * inserts milk *
sare: Oh snap!