They Say the Neon Lights are Bright
mo: dear big time agent man,
i need you in my life
yes, i know that's not really the direction you run but could you please as we say in the industry, hook me up?
love,
squeaky voice on the phone
PS - I will give you gummy bears
sare: can you get me good seats?
mo: of course!
you can even watch from the wings if you desire
sare: cool
mo: in fact!
will you star beside me?
sare: sure!
oh man! what am I gonna wear?!?!?
mo: that's what's wonderful about the theatre
they put us in the clothes
and then when we are nominated for the tony
they clothe us as well
sare: omg!
i am going to drink so much champange
like nine miles of it
mo: yes! they will also give us baskets like at the oscars
but there will not be an ipod in it due to the lack of revenue that broadway generates
sare: i can't wait to be famous and have people try to get into my dressing room
mo: that's why i have hired hambone
sare: and be like "no!" all tragic shading my eyes
"you mustn't see me without my makeup!"
mo: i will yell in a trilly little voice!
hambone!
sare: and i'd sing a mournful tune as i pulled off my falsies
mo: will you, please! help ms. sare with her fans
sare: we're going to have the most wig caps
mo: not moist wig caps
actually by the end, they will be
sare: EW!
mo: sare, that's the theatre
we glisten
sare: the reviews!
mo: HAMBONE! please get me my glasses!
oh, I can't
sare: dont make me shade my eyes again
mo: Ms. Nowak is giving roughly a dozen of the liveliest performances to be seen this year, all at the same time.
sare: I'm so tired
mo: Ms. Medlin exudes a bright zeal and conviction that rivals that of her Tony-winning predecessor, Marissa Jaret Winokur.
sare: I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS, REEGE!
but it sounds great!
mo: NEITHER DO I!
HOW DARE THEY EQUATE ME WITH THAT THAT THAT WOMAN!
I've originated this role
sare: she's so dead.
a little later
mo: i had to walk someone to my boss lady
and then go pee
how's our imaginary career going?
sare: i got bored with it and had a baby out of wedlock
i need you in my life
yes, i know that's not really the direction you run but could you please as we say in the industry, hook me up?
love,
squeaky voice on the phone
PS - I will give you gummy bears
sare: can you get me good seats?
mo: of course!
you can even watch from the wings if you desire
sare: cool
mo: in fact!
will you star beside me?
sare: sure!
oh man! what am I gonna wear?!?!?
mo: that's what's wonderful about the theatre
they put us in the clothes
and then when we are nominated for the tony
they clothe us as well
sare: omg!
i am going to drink so much champange
like nine miles of it
mo: yes! they will also give us baskets like at the oscars
but there will not be an ipod in it due to the lack of revenue that broadway generates
sare: i can't wait to be famous and have people try to get into my dressing room
mo: that's why i have hired hambone
sare: and be like "no!" all tragic shading my eyes
"you mustn't see me without my makeup!"
mo: i will yell in a trilly little voice!
hambone!
sare: and i'd sing a mournful tune as i pulled off my falsies
mo: will you, please! help ms. sare with her fans
sare: we're going to have the most wig caps
mo: not moist wig caps
actually by the end, they will be
sare: EW!
mo: sare, that's the theatre
we glisten
sare: the reviews!
mo: HAMBONE! please get me my glasses!
oh, I can't
sare: dont make me shade my eyes again
mo: Ms. Nowak is giving roughly a dozen of the liveliest performances to be seen this year, all at the same time.
sare: I'm so tired
mo: Ms. Medlin exudes a bright zeal and conviction that rivals that of her Tony-winning predecessor, Marissa Jaret Winokur.
sare: I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS, REEGE!
but it sounds great!
mo: NEITHER DO I!
HOW DARE THEY EQUATE ME WITH THAT THAT THAT WOMAN!
I've originated this role
sare: she's so dead.
a little later
mo: i had to walk someone to my boss lady
and then go pee
how's our imaginary career going?
sare: i got bored with it and had a baby out of wedlock
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