>posts conversation<

sare: i am making you a mix cd
called "ghey for medlin"

mo: ME?

sare: yeah, and then it will mean we are going out

mo: * flutters eyelashes *
* puts hand on cleavage *

sare: >so do i<

mo: * oggles earlobe *

sare: >trims bangs<

mo: * does the hustle *

sare: >mourns childhood pet<

mo: * realizes grandmother really wasn't that bad *

sare: >learns italian<

mo: * discovers new path to subway *

sare: >cures lupus<

mo: * dives for coral *

sare: >composes four-hour opera about archduke Ferdinand<

mo: * teaches polar bear sign language while living in an igloo with the inuits *

sare: >learns to fly a plane and uses it to write "i love you medlin" in the sky, in Italian<

mo: * commands the seventh fleet to bomb the Taliban on Sarah's birthday *

sare: >builds time machine to go back to the time of moses and convince him to make the 11th commandment "thou shalt be good and kind to medlin, always."<

mo: * convinces the greeks to change the big dipper to be named the Sare *

sare: >gives mo's cats the ability to speak<
>english<

mo: * renders all men except stan unable to stand up to Sare's charm and have them give her all their money *

sare: >buys mo giant apartment with washer and dryer<

mo: * sends Sare on world tour, but I come along and we become famous girl group that never breaks up *

sare: >makes sweet love to ryan reynolds<

mo: * lands lead in next Pixar project directed by Andrew Stanton *

sare: >becomes famouser than angelina jolie and pretty like lindsay lohan but with out all the bad press<

mo: [SCREECH]
SARE! YOU ALREADY ARE PRETTIER THAN LINDSAY

sare: >orgasms<

mo: * rides away on big white horse *

sare: >misses her<

mo: * comes back suddenly, pulls Sare behind *
* sun sets *

sare: >hands over mix cd<