Dear Ball

sare: DEAR MAGIK EIGHT BAL!
WILLI EVAR KISS A BOYE>?

mo: CAN'T PREDICT NOW

sare: STUPI DBALL

mo: ASK AGAIN

sare: ARE YOU WASHINGYUR HAIR 0R SOMETHING
YOU ARE TOO BUSY FOR ME EIGHT BALL

mo: JUST ASK AGAIN

sare: OK WILL I EVAR KISS ANY BOYES?

mo: SIGNS POINT TO YES
BUT YOU SHOULD ASK AGAIN

sare: OK WILL I EVERE KISH ANY BOYES?

mo: WITHOUT A DOUBT

sare: OK BALL IW ILL NOT GIVE YOU SUCH A SHAKEW NEXT TIME

Moments later

sare: DEAR MAGIK EIGHT BALL I JUST KISS ABOY I THOUGH YOU SHOULD KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

mo: TOLD YOU SO

sare: SHUT UP BRAT GO DRINK SOME BLUE WATER