sarah and mo say "SHUT YOUR FACE, LOVE."

sare: dude
there's cholera in my drink
spirulina, cholera, broccoli
spinach
they just slipped it in there

mo: as in love in the time of?

sare: yeah

mo: who the f*ck did this sarah? i can't live without you?
also, i'm not spanish ... which means something somewhere

sare: where is the love part
WHERE IS THE LOVE

mo: it's sung about often but i'm not sure where it's actually kept
sare: oh green machine
i guess at the bottom of this bottle
also blue green algea
and grlic
wait
chlorella
still

mo: PLEASE! TURN BACK

sare: NONE OF THAT CAN BE GOOD FOR ME

mo: RIGHT! SO UM, TURN BACK!
think of all the mashed potatoes you won't be able to have again

sare: SRSLY
BUT LOVE IS PROMISED

mo: love is NEVER KIND

sare: I LURVE LURVE

mo: oh wait
love is never something

sare: LOVE IS NEVER MESSY

mo: love occasionally forgets to pick up your dry cleaning

sare: LOVE SHOWS UP AT YOUR DR APPTS AND PAYS YOUR COPAY

mo: love rinses out the GD sponge in the sink and puts it on the side so it doesn't get wet again. because when it gets wet again it festers and forms into cholera

sare: LOVE LOVES CHOLERA
AND COLORADO

mo: AND CHLAMYDIA

sare: AND CLAM SAUCE

mo: LOVE IS A FILTHY WHORE

sare: SERIOUSLY
AND NEVER LEAVES A BIG ENOUGH TIP

mo: SOMETIMES, LOVE JUST DOESN'T TELL YOU "HEY, SORRY - I DID REALIZE YOU WANTED TO EAT THAT YOGURT EVEN THOUGH YOU CLEARLY MARKED IT AS YOURS."
LOVE IS ALSO BAD WITH QUOTATION MARKS

sare: AND LOVE IS LIKE "AY! YOU CANT STAY MAD AT ME! i'M LOVE"
WHICH IS ANNOYING!

mo: BECAISE OT
OOPS! LOVE GOT ON MY KEYBOARD
BECAUSE THINK ABOUT IT - IT'S LOVE

sare: RIGHT?
GETS AWAY WITH EVERYTHING

mo: I'M SICK OF LOVE!

sare: AY LOVE, PACK YER BAGS

mo: LOVE YOU'VE GONE WAY OVER THREE STRIKES

sare: DONT GIMME THOSE EYES

mo: I STOPPED EATING DARK CHOCOLATE. IF YOU PAID ANY ATTENTION TO ME YOU'D KNOW I'M HAVING A LIFE CHANGE OF EATING

sare: AND GUESS WHAT, "LOVE", I'VE BEEN LEARNING CERAMICS AT THE ANNEX, SO BITE ME!

mo: DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN MAKE POSITIVE CHANGES IN THEIR LIFE? WHAT WITH YOUR NEW HAIR CUT AND DAPPER CLOTHES. YOU'RE SUCH A SELFISH TURD, LOVE. A SELFISH TURD.

sare: A SELFISH TURD FULL OF CHOLERA AND CLAM SAUCE