retribution ain't just a river anywhere

mo: and now i'm here!
get used to it

sare: YOURE QUEER

mo: thank you!

sare: HAVE A BEER
A BAGEL WITH SCHMEAR

mo: well, that's a lot of carbs but what the heck

sare: AND GET USED TO IT!

mo: sarah!
i have a grudge ! againts my bank
what do you mean?
well, i'll tell you!
that was my way of starting a game on the gtalk
it was very shoehorned
and i'll go work on another opening

sare: I WAS PLAYING 2

mo: oh i apologize, i didn't allow the game to continue
i'm rusty

sare: ITS OK
I LIKE TO RHYME ALL THE TIME
MY NAME IS SARAH WAK AND I AM HERE TO SAY I LIKE TO RYHME IN A RAPPING WAY

mo: i see the internal rhyme - you're just so hip, sarah!

sare: I SAID HIP A HOP A HIPPY TO THE HIPPY YOU DONT STO PTHE ROC
K

mo: i enjoy a good rhyme rap. i especially love it when old ladies do it.

sare: YOU SON OF
A
SAY THAT TO MAH FACE

mo: whoa, nelly! how did this get so heated?

sare: YOU CALLED ME A OLD LADY

mo: hey now! this internet, it's an unweldly mistress - i was in fact not calling you an old lady, but rather when one is old and raps and is a woman .... please! your sensitivity is ungracious

sare: YEAH
BUT
OK
BUT
OK
I LIVE 2 RAP

mo: as i can imagine

sare: IN A RYHMING WAY
WHAT ARE YOUR LVOES/LIVES/PAHINS?

mo: well, thank you for inquiring
i love kittens
my lives are full of laughter
my pains currently are in my thighs

sare: I MEANT PASHINS

mo: oh, yes - my passions are children. seeing their joy light up their wee bean faces and of course, steaks.

sare: OK SO YOU MAKE STEAK OUT OF CHILDREN THAT IS WRONG

mo: my stars! you do get the wrong ideas easily
i would hope you would know me by now

sare: OH YOUSAY SO

mo: oh dear!

sare: CANNIBULL

mo: miss! i beg you to stop ... my reputation
i can't have you run this smear campaign

sare: YOU EAT BABIES FOR DINNER

mo: you're absurd! absurd!

sare: METHINKS THE LADY DOTH PROTEST 2 MUCH

mo: you're the canibal. how do you like them apples - missy?

sare: I LIKE THEM FINE
I LOVE APPLES

mo: apples are sublime! and i've done as i wanted, i've distracted you.

sare: ONCE I KNOW YOU EAT BABIES ITS NOT LIKE I CAN UNKNOW IT
I MEAN LET'S BE RALS
REALS*

mo: of course, let's be real!
you're an old lady rapper!
ah ha!

sare: OH NOW HOLD ON A SECOND
I SAID HOLD ON
ARE YOU HOLDOING

mo: i've been holding this whole time!

sare: DO YOU LIKE THE ON HOLD TUNES

mo: do you not like the acusation on the other foot?

sare: I DID THEM MYSELF ON MY CASIO

mo: oh yes! thank you. i'm a huge fan of marvin gay.

sare: YOU'RE GAY!
WAIT
OK
IT'S OOK IF EITHER ONE OF US IS GAY
ITS JUST A GUT REACTION

mo: that's racism

sare: YOURE RACISM!

mo: i think we all are, dear

sare: I WISH THINGS WERE DIFFERENT!

mo: they can be - it's in you

sare: BE THE CHANGE YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORDL!
I CAN DO THAT
I START BY NOT EATING BABIES

mo: you are doing that
you're chasing your tail

sare: I WISH THE WORLD TO CHASE ITS TAIL
AND I WILL LAUGH AND LAUGH

mo: you've got a mean streak
i love it

sare: OK NOW WE ARE FRIENDZ

mo: that's flattering

sare: OK NOW LET'S HAVE A BABYSTEAK AND CELEBRATE

mo: for the last time!
i do not eat the babysteak!
my passions are separate

sare: I THOUGHT I HAD YOU
BUT YOU BESTED ME
NOW WE ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS
LET'S CELEBREATE

mo: will you please do your rap rhymes?

sare: OK BUT FIRST LET'S CHASE OUR TAILS TOGEHTER YOU START

mo: i'm so dizzy!

sare: HAHAHAHAHAHA

mo: wait a min!
oh you