mo is in the anger

sare: hey!
oh shit!
im in edinburgh
we just came back from edinburgh castle
we're headed to arthurs seat
scotland is the greatest palce in the world
Wish you were here!
short on time gtg
lovelovelove

mo: what!
hello?
you already gone!?!?!

sare:

mo: SARIE!

sare:

mo: SOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'M JUST SOMEONE YOU CAN JUST LEAVE. IS THAT IT? I'M YOUR KICK AROUND PAL. WELL, THINK ABOUT THIS, MAYBE I WON'T BE AVAILABLE FOR YOU ANY MORE ... HUH? WHAT DO YOU THINK? MAYBE I'LL GO TO EUROPE AND BE FANCIFIED AND DRINK THE BEERS AND JUST OCCASIONALLY SAY HOWDY HO! YOU KNOW WHEN I'M NOT TOO BUSY WITH THE CAVORTING. I'M NOT A STEAK, YOU CAN'T JUST ORDER ME (THANK YOU WORKING GIRL THE MOVIE WHICH IS THE BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD WHICH IS WHY I'M A SECRETARY IN THE FIRST PLACE ... WAIT! I TAKE THAT BACK MOVIE! MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE A SECRETARY - MAYBE IF I HAD PAID A LITTLE MORE ATTENTION DURING NATIONAL VELVET, I'D BE A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL HORSE RIDER WITH OLD FASHIONED BRACES. WHAT WAS I THINKING? STUPID SEDUCTIVE WORKING GIRL WITH YOUR HOT HOT HARRISON FORD.) YOU ARE PROBABLY RIGHT NOW ON THE TOP OF A SCOTTISH BAR DANCING THE HOOCHI COOCHI WITH THE GUINESS! OH, YOU, YOU, YOU TRAVELER! HOWS THAT PASSPORT? IS IT MAKING YOU HAPPY. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? BECAUSE I'M HAPPY TOO. HOW DOES THAT FEEL? I GOT STICKIES & STAPLES! I MAY LOOK AT YOUR BLOG OVER AND OVER AND OVER TO SEE IF ITS BEEN UPDATED BUT THATS NOT BECAUSE I MISS YOU. NO ITS MORE BECAUSE I WANT TO SHOW MYSELF THAT YOU ARE SELISH TO THE INTERNETS NOT JUST ME ALONE.

sare:

mo: FINE! FINE! I GET IT! TRAITOR!