sare and mo would like you to lean in close so they can show you something.

sare: HERE IS A LETTER
I WILL DICTATE IT TO YOU
DEAR DUMB GUY,
THE COPY MACHINE
IT BROKE, OK?
YOU HAVE THAT THING YOU NEED A LOT OF COPIES OF, SO YOU TAKE IT TO ANOTHER FLOOR
aND IF THE DOOR IS LOCKED
LISTEN CAREFULLY RING THE DAM ASS BELL
mo: GOT IT
READING BACK
sare: ALSO, GUY?
ARE YOU PHOTOCOPYING A MAP ON GRAPH PAPER?
mo: DEAR IDIOT,
GO AWAY AND FIGURED OUT YOUR PROBLEMS SOMEWHERE ELSE.
sare: DO YOU NEED THAT FOR WORK, OR YOUR D&D ADVENTURE TEAM?
ALSO, EVERY EYE THAT GETS ROLLED AT ME
GETS STABBED
mo: PS - YOU ARE NOT JUST IDIOT BUT POTENTIAL BIG TIME NERDZ SO DON'T COME NEAR ME WITH YOUR HOSTILITY
sare: THAT IS RULE #15 IN THE GREAT BOOK
"A ROLLED EYE GETS STABBED"
YES
NERD HOSTILITY IS THE WERST
THEY ARE SO SWEATY AND PASSIVE
AND i AM SO STABBY!
mo: BECAUSE THEMS MAYBES THE SMARTER ONES BUT THEY DONT HAVE THE LOVE BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO MUCH INVOLVED IN HATING BECAUSE THEY MAYBES ARE TAKING MORE OF AN INTEREST IN SMARTS THAN PERSONAL HI!GENES. ITS OK TO DO THAT JUST DON'T GET THE MADS AT USES
sare: YES YOU MAKE A CLEAR POINT
THE POINT I MAKE IS THIS:
STAB
mo: YOUR WAY IS MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE
STAB STAB
sare: I LIKE TO CUT THROUGHT THE CRAPS
mo: WE START AGENCY?
sare: MORE WORK FOR US
I SAY
STAB
mo: JUST THE STABBING
OK
I TELL YOU WHAT
I'LL INC. US AND YOU DO STABBING PARTS
I LIKE THE MONEY FOR THE STABBINGS
sare: OH MAN
mo: AND I LIKE HAVING AN OFFICE KS?
sare: I ALSO DO PUNCHING
SEE ME FOR GREAT RATES ON FARTING ON HEADS
I WILL GIVE YOU THE FINGER. FIRST FINGER IS FREEEEEE!
mo: I GOT US A TAX ID
sare: I PUNCHED IT AND GAVE IT THE FINGER!
mo: SARIE?
WE NEEDS IT
sare: ITS'S STILL GOOD
mo: HERE'S HOPINGS IRS DON'T FUCK US UP THE ASS
ALSO PLEASE TELL ME THAT WE'RE NOT OFFERING THAT
sare: I'M SHINING MY PUNCHING HAND
OH!
NO MO
WE ONLY F THE FERS
mo: I'M FULLY AWARE OF THE PRINCIPALS OF CUT THE CRAP! JEEPERS ... BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF THE COMPANY IF WE'RE GONNA FUCK THE FUCKERS UP THE ASS
sare: PUNCH
FINGER (MIDDLE F-U ONE)
STAB
STRANGLE *SPECIAL GOLD CLIENTS ONLY
mo: I'M BACK IN!
sare: SOME BITEY
I SOMETIMES WANT TO BITE FACES
I CAN DO THAT ON MY OWN TIME
mo: OK! MAKE SURE YOU WEAR ONE OF THOSE DENTAL DAMS
sare: BUREAUCRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I PUNCH IT TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mo: * cleans up bureaucracy *
* apologizes *
SARIE!
WE'RE RUNNING A BUSINESS!
I CAN'T CLEANS UP EVERYTHINGS
JUST THE MAN UNDER BEAURACRACY CAN WE DESTROY
sare: HOW I ROLL YO
*WALKS AWAY
mo: * unsets up shop *
* cries *
mo: I'M GONNA SELL LEMONAIDE

LONG PAUSE

sare: Sorry
I had to go punch the fax machine
mo: no worries