mo puts her ass on the line for a calculator

mo: Get this ... I'm trying to order a calculator online through office max
the calculator is EIGHT DOLLARS
the company has a policy about calculators and it is that i have to get a form filled out with [name redacted]'s SIGNATURE
EIGHT DOLLARS
i just bought $40 worth of CDs on Friday
sare: ohmyjeeziz

[SMALLTALK CENSORED]

mo:so re: calculator
i said this is fucking stupid - i'll have him go to duane reade and get it
and they just called off the dogs and ordered it
weird
sare: hhmmm
this calculator seems pretty important
mo: ha
sare: so important that they're willing to go over [name redacted]'s head
mo: then, she called and said it was being ordered
sare: WHAT ARE THEY NOT TELLING YOU?
mo: ITS FULL OF AL QUADIA!
THAT'S RIGHT AL QUADIA!
THE ITALIAN BOMB PEOPLES
sare: THE CALCULATOR IS FULL OF TERRORISM AND KILLING
mo: IT WILL SET OFF FIRE ALARMS !
ANOTHER CALL IN!
THEY ARE HOPING THEY HAVE IT IN STOCK ...
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
sare: look for answers

BUT WATCH YOUR BACK

mo: proceed with caution
THEY CALLED AGAIN! MY DEPARTMENT CODE IS NOT IN THE SYSTEM
sare: MICHELE, GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!!!
mo: POOF