sare & mo uncrinkle the celluloid
sare: i was thinking
we should start pitching movie ideas
mo: yay!
sare: I got this one that is a tender tale of a boy who learns the value of family from an unexpected source, the rabbit who lives in his shed.
mo: where's the killing?
sare: in the shed, pn the back lawn, and at the walmart
mo: OH SWEET YES
sare: and one part when the killing happens on a wire suspended in between two helicopters
it's all depends on the budget
mo: i got one
there are two secretaries
DURING THE DAY
but at night they dance
sare: dance how/where?
mo: that's the thing
its their supah hero power
their dancing!
kills the evil and makes the weak strong
BUT THE KILLING!
oh the KILLING
sare: fantastic
mo: i clearly have nothing
sare: well, i have this other one
where this divorcee moves into an old house with a family, who has begun taking in boarders
and the family has a lot to learn abou tlife and the divorcee has a lot to learn abou tlove
and then everyone dies in a horrific bloodbath
mo: by a bunny?
the bunny is a killer?
please?
sare: not in this movie
mo: but
bunnies hate too!
and the world needs to know that
sare: it's either the divirces or the 16 yearold girl, who does it with her curling iron. gruesome
mo: eeepppppp
sare: also there is this comedy
about a frat boy who has to go to cooking school in paris to get his inheritance
and finds love . . . and himself.
mo: his pee pee?
sare: his artistic soul
mo: his pee pee!
sare: in a petit four
mo: sorry! in his TINY pee pee
sare: it was tucked inside some chocolate filled crepes
mo: the littest pee pee
sare: with a scoop of hazelnut ice cream
mo: oh! the coldest littest pee pee
sare: if pee pee = his maturity
then yes
he doesn't go back to america to get his inheritance
is my point
mo: you = not open to pee pees
sare: because if you accept your deeper artistic self, you don't need money. millions of dollars. nope.
just some pasteries
and a big ol peener
mo: * big breath *
AND YOUR PEE PEE
sare: i prefer peener
it's more grown-up
mo: i'll take whatever comes my way
i'm = not mature
we should start pitching movie ideas
mo: yay!
sare: I got this one that is a tender tale of a boy who learns the value of family from an unexpected source, the rabbit who lives in his shed.
mo: where's the killing?
sare: in the shed, pn the back lawn, and at the walmart
mo: OH SWEET YES
sare: and one part when the killing happens on a wire suspended in between two helicopters
it's all depends on the budget
mo: i got one
there are two secretaries
DURING THE DAY
but at night they dance
sare: dance how/where?
mo: that's the thing
its their supah hero power
their dancing!
kills the evil and makes the weak strong
BUT THE KILLING!
oh the KILLING
sare: fantastic
mo: i clearly have nothing
sare: well, i have this other one
where this divorcee moves into an old house with a family, who has begun taking in boarders
and the family has a lot to learn abou tlife and the divorcee has a lot to learn abou tlove
and then everyone dies in a horrific bloodbath
mo: by a bunny?
the bunny is a killer?
please?
sare: not in this movie
mo: but
bunnies hate too!
and the world needs to know that
sare: it's either the divirces or the 16 yearold girl, who does it with her curling iron. gruesome
mo: eeepppppp
sare: also there is this comedy
about a frat boy who has to go to cooking school in paris to get his inheritance
and finds love . . . and himself.
mo: his pee pee?
sare: his artistic soul
mo: his pee pee!
sare: in a petit four
mo: sorry! in his TINY pee pee
sare: it was tucked inside some chocolate filled crepes
mo: the littest pee pee
sare: with a scoop of hazelnut ice cream
mo: oh! the coldest littest pee pee
sare: if pee pee = his maturity
then yes
he doesn't go back to america to get his inheritance
is my point
mo: you = not open to pee pees
sare: because if you accept your deeper artistic self, you don't need money. millions of dollars. nope.
just some pasteries
and a big ol peener
mo: * big breath *
AND YOUR PEE PEE
sare: i prefer peener
it's more grown-up
mo: i'll take whatever comes my way
i'm = not mature
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