sare & mo have brush with fame

michele: so yeah
thats my story
someone hung up on me!
on my cell phone!

sare: dix

michele: i think i was very close to being famous today

sare: !

michele: how would we have spent the monies?

sare: i'd have asked if you could buy me one of those really big packs of cinnamon gum the kind you get at sam's club

michele: i would have purchased said gum as well as slurpies

sare: like the kind you put on a SHELF at a STORE
and i could eat the whle thing over the course of a few weeks

michele: shit sarie! i'm famous - you can eat it in one settiing - i'd totesgetyoumore

sare: an embarrasment of riches

michele: but i'd try not to embarrass you

sare: well, you'd be rich and I'd still be me
so it would be sticky if we were still friends

michele: nah - you'd be famous too

sare: maybe we should say our goodbyes

michele: NAH

sare: its been a good run

michele: THATS STUPID!
PUNCH YOUR HEAD!

sare: whuh?
huh?
you'll still be my bff
even if i'm po

michele: THEY PROLLY ONLY HAD MY NUMBER BUT WERE CALLING ABOUT KILL SECRETARY KILL & OUR BIG ASS SHOWS ON THURSDAYS @ 11

sare: oh snap

michele: YOU KNOW? THE ONE AT THE PIT! @ 11?

sare: i feel so used

michele: ON THURSDAYS
i tried! i tried to plug you!

sare: dirty
dirty
dirty

michele: you gonna be the new manager at the pit?
sare: do you know naybody who needs a job as a house manager?

sare: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE THE SAME PERSON