sare and mo get sainted or maybe pope'd

mo:
i SAINT THEE SARAH MARY RYAN NOWAK
IN THE NAME OF CARROTS AND FRUITJUICE
sare: OH SHIT THAT IS GREAT BUT I AM TOO TOO HUMBLE TO ACCEPT
HAVE I EVER MENTIONED MY CHARITY WORK
mo: IF CARROTS & FRUITJUICE HAVE DEEMED IT SO IT IS DOTH DEEMED
sare: NO! BC i AM TOO HUMBLE!!!
mo: SORRYS
IT BE TOO LATE
LOOK AT THE PLAQUE BEHIND YOUR HEADS
sare: OH WHAT IS THAT DOING THERE i AM SO EMBARRASSED LET ME SHINE IT
mo: THE REAL TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY WOULD LIKE TO NOW FILM YOUR LIFES
sare: OH NO THIS IS TOO MUCH LET ME COMB MY HAIR
IT IS SO EXHAUSTING BEING SO HUMBLE AND SAINTLY I NEED A SIP OF REFERSHING MOUNTAIN DEW BLUE OCEAN BLAST
mo: YOU HAVE A *SPONSOR*?
WE AT THE NETWORK WEREN'T INFORMED
sare: (I HAVE TAKEN ON A FEW SPONSORS WHO HELP ME IN MY FIGHT AGAINST HUNGER)
mo: (ARE YOU STILL HUNGRY?)
(YOU NEED TO GET BETTER SPONSORS THEN)
sare: HUNGER ALL OVER THE WORLD, AND IN MY CUBE! THANKS SPECIAL K BARS