what you're missing
Mo and I have been superbusy, but not super-productive in this area. We still keep in close contact, but we're been murdering very privately. Here is a small sample of the kind of correspondence you're missing:
sarah: this salad
is so gross
i panicked
mo: the salad made you panic?
sarah: i got feta
because she didnt have the other cheese
and green olives?
but the same dressing
mo: oh i know that feeling
sarah: gross
still eating it!
I like each item individually
mo: but together - yeah
sarah: the baconbitz are so good though
put bacon bits in anything and I'll eat it
mo: amen!
sarah:mewmewmew
mewemwmeowmeow
sniffsniff
mo: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooow
licks
sarah: facekisssskiss
puuuururrrrrrrr
sleep.
sarah: this salad
is so gross
i panicked
mo: the salad made you panic?
sarah: i got feta
because she didnt have the other cheese
and green olives?
but the same dressing
mo: oh i know that feeling
sarah: gross
still eating it!
I like each item individually
mo: but together - yeah
sarah: the baconbitz are so good though
put bacon bits in anything and I'll eat it
mo: amen!
sarah:mewmewmew
mewemwmeowmeow
sniffsniff
mo: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooow
licks
sarah: facekisssskiss
puuuururrrrrrrr
sleep.
posted by kill secretary kill at 3:25 PM
2 Comments:
Homemade bacon bits are the best. Here's the recipe:
Fry three strips bacon
Crumple
Sprinkle over spinach, mushrooms, and shredded mozarella cheese. Add Fat-Free Hidden Valley Ranch Ranch Dressing.
Enjoy!
'Sprinkle' and 'Crumple' can be combined into one action if time is a factor. You don't like mushrooms...? Then why did you come to Applebee's for prom? Jesus, I had a soap opera lead-up to my prom. I'll tell you about it sometime.
wilted lettuce!
that's where you cook bacon in vingar and brown sugar and drizzle it over iceberg lettuce. Sounds so wrong, feels so right.
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