sarie and mo like to simile smile

sarie: hm
my fave kind
oh man
the mailman has so much aftershave on
i still smell it!
mo: eep!
sarie: he left!

mo: thank goodness
sarie: i still smell it after he's gone!
like a cornchip in a storm
mo: a fritto in a hurricane
sarie: like grape jelly on a spelling test
mo: like micky mantle in a bar
sarie: like ballet shoes on a robot
mo: like jerry from facts of life working as a waitress at coyote ugly
sarie: like post-its for breakfast
mo: like kittens for president
sarie: like eating leaves and calling it "salad"
mo: like fifle marrying dumbo
sarie: like this carrot muffin I once had from a deli that had a lot of real carrot shavings in it, but they weren't properly stirred in, so I got this big mouthful of carrot, which wasn't entirely unpleasant
mo: like this new place going up on the corner of 49th & 7th called hawaiian tropic zone helping chubby girls feel good about themselves as they walk by in the morning with their 2 pts breakfast (yogurt) and their 4 pt lunch (hummus & carrots & pita) knowing that the girls that work in their prolly eat less then that and thinking why not eat a muffin in the morning and have a fucking slice of pizza for lunch - but then thinking you know what? i can be a little thinner and knowing that it doesn't matter either way because i'm fine. i mean the chubby girl is fine
sarie: like a pinecone in a microwave
wait
which yogurts are 2pts?
is there aspartame ?
mo: light & lively
yes
sarie: oh
yeah, no thanks.
mo: dannon
i believe in dying young
sarie: like a puppy stuck in a vending machine
mo: like Parisian in a cowboy hat


Sent at 12:55 PM on Thursday


sarie: it was a lot of aftershave.