sare and mo find the true nature of *****

mo: from the nytimes: When Ben Ratliff caught ****** Jeans a few months ago atthe underground club Silent Barn in Ridgewood, Queens, theaggressively moshing crowd got in the way of the show.Which is saying something, because ****** Jeans (the starsstand for a bodily fluid-cum-verb
sare: ew
ew
ew
mo: i wish (not really but sort of) knew what it meant
sare: Jizz?
mo: duh
sare: yikes!
mo: there's more *'s than jizz though
maybe that's why i not smart like sarah!
i call you trashmouth sarah from now on
sare: maybe its not jizz
mo: DON'T BACK DOWN
sare: maybe its jizzy?
mo: OWN IT
oh oh oh!
sare: i am guessing!
mo: trashmouth you ain't guessin
sare: start googling it
mo: u's knowin
sare: oh come now
mo: um YOU google search it
sare: NO YOU
mo: trashmouth don' haffta cauz she be knowin
u so diiiiiiiiiirty
sare: you r drrty !
you brought itup!
mo: U
sare: mo?
mo: trashmouth don't deny your true self
yes?
sare: what's that on your jeans?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
burn
mo: oh no no you didnnnnnnnnnnnnts
YOUR JIZZ
sare: you...
mo: wait this got real ugly
sare: ... wish
mo: oh and then sexy
sare: yeah
mo: hawt!
sare: and then a little humiliating
mo: i want my mommy
sare: and then hot again
mo: TRASHMOUTH!
sare: THE TRASHMOUTH HAS SPOKEN!