I Am, I Said

sare: tell me something to blog about

mo: have any weird dreams lately?

sare: not at all
i don't ever remember them

mo: um

sare: i can write about that

mo: i'd be interested in your favorite food

sare: ok

mo: i love reading about mashed potatoes
i sound silly but i love hearing about the minutiae, the details

sare: ok

mo: NEIL DIAMOND IS IN THE HOUSE!

sare: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you fer real?
near you?

mo: i gotta go look!

sare: I can't think about food at a time like this

later:

mo: oh!
i saw him!
oh!
oh!
and cousin brucey
but whatever
NEIL FUCKING DIAMOND

sare: is he singing!!!??!?!?

mo: that's all
no

sare: OH!
sigh

mo: just signing a bike for charity

sare: haaaaaaaaaaa