Hate-filled Mouthful
mo: here's what i hate today, a list by Michele O. Medlin
- i hate this one type of lettuce that tastes like perfume
sare: yes!
mo: its like white and tree like?
or at least it comes in that group of lettuces for some reason?
sare: tastes like you're eating twist ties?
mo: you got your perfectly good lettuces and then BAM! you get this fricking hate-filled mouthful of PLANT!
and no one can explain to you why!
sare: i know right?
i hate that
mo: you know what it is?
sare: i call it escarole
i might be wrong
mo: PREJUDICE!
sare: KILL!
mo: that's what i call it
sare: yes!
it tastes like prejudice
mo: because one person has DECLARED that we should like it
sare: bad and wrong and out of place in the salad of america
mo: well, screw YOU!
i will NOT sit at the back of the bus
sare: it's lettuce though
so
i mean, it's not like we can equate any of our experiences with the civil rights movement of the 50s and 60s
mo: why not?
sare: because it's a salad?
mo: but, i don't have any other struggles
sare: really?
well, ok.
mo: what do i have?
sare: escarole
the lettuce of prejudice
- i hate this one type of lettuce that tastes like perfume
sare: yes!
mo: its like white and tree like?
or at least it comes in that group of lettuces for some reason?
sare: tastes like you're eating twist ties?
mo: you got your perfectly good lettuces and then BAM! you get this fricking hate-filled mouthful of PLANT!
and no one can explain to you why!
sare: i know right?
i hate that
mo: you know what it is?
sare: i call it escarole
i might be wrong
mo: PREJUDICE!
sare: KILL!
mo: that's what i call it
sare: yes!
it tastes like prejudice
mo: because one person has DECLARED that we should like it
sare: bad and wrong and out of place in the salad of america
mo: well, screw YOU!
i will NOT sit at the back of the bus
sare: it's lettuce though
so
i mean, it's not like we can equate any of our experiences with the civil rights movement of the 50s and 60s
mo: why not?
sare: because it's a salad?
mo: but, i don't have any other struggles
sare: really?
well, ok.
mo: what do i have?
sare: escarole
the lettuce of prejudice
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