sare and mo call each other grasshopper

mo: HE DIES
DEAD
sare: JUST KIDDING I DO NOT CARE
NO!
I WAS JUTS KIDDIGN WHEN I SAID I WAS JUST KIDDING
ALL MEN DIE
NO
NOT ALL MEN DIE
mo: BOO STAYS ALIVE
sare: SOME MEN STAY ALIVE TO SERVE US FOOD AND DRINK IN RESTAURANTS
mo: BUT THATS 'CAUSE HE AINT A MAN
YES!
WAIT ON US
sare: AND PAY FOR IT
WE CAN AFFORD TO PAY FOR IT
BUT THEY DO IT FOR US
mo: OH! TRULY
sare: IN GRATITUDE OF LETTING THEM STAY ALIVE
mo: THEY DONT DESERVE US TO SHARE
THEY ARE VERY LUCKY WE LET THEM LIVE
sare: THEY DO THINGS FOR US
BUT IT IS MOSTLY JUST WOOMEN
AND WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT AND NOBODY MAKES FUN
WE DONT ALL LOVE SHOES
ITS OK TO CRY ALOT!
ARE YOU STILL THERE
mo: ITS OK TO TALK ABOUT THE KITTENS
ALL THE TIMES
sare: I WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD ALL ALONE
OH GOOD
mo: HEY!
sare: I THOUGHT YOU HAD TAKEN UP WITH A MAN!
mo: AND WE ALSO CAN LOOK AT BABY FACES AND SQUEAL
AND MAYBE WE JUST NEED SOME MORE WINE
AND WE DO DESERVE IT
sare: YESTERDAY BRIAN AND I WORKED OUT A PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD USING PSEUDO-LESBIANS AND MAKING OUT
mo: YOU AND HE MAKE OUT?
sare: WAIT A SECOND
BRIAN IS A MAN'S NAME
SONOVABITCH
I'VE BEEN TRICKED
mo: SARE! YOU ARE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY
sare: I AM TAKING IT SERIOUSER THAN YOU ARE
mo: YOU ARE HAVING THE MAKE'EMOUTS WITH A BOYS
sare: NO I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!
THE LESBIANS MAKE OUT
I DO NOT
WITH ANYONE
mo: YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED ANYTHING
sare: EVER
EVER
EVER
mo: YOU COULD LEARN
BUT YOU WON'T
sare: YOU COULD LEARN!
WHAT IS TO LEARN?
mo: LEARN TO LEAVE 'EM
* SIGH
sare: LEAVE WHAT?
LESBIANS?
TEMPORARY LESBIANS?
mo: GOOD ONE GRASSHOPER
sare: SHUT UP
YOURE A GRASSHOPPER
mo: WAIT!
THAT'S SO RUDE
sare: PUT A SOCK IN IT GRASSHOPPER
mo: OUCH
sare: I SORRY
mo: YOU !
sare: WILL YOU STILL TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE WITH ME?
mo: IF NOTHING BETTER COMES UP
sare: SWEET