Wednesday, April 26, 2006

sare and mo take on google results

sare: when i google myself
i am not even on the first page
it's all swimmers and some dietitian
i want to write SARAH N*WAK
all over everything
so MY stuff comes up
sare: sarahn*wak
is almost ALL ME
so i got that going for me
mo: you've got your health
and your name connected
and great hair
and shiny smile
but that's IT
sare: nothing else
NO FAME
NO GLORY!
what if someone is looking for me
they are going to think I am someone else
mo: crap
we need to start a petition
sare: write SARAH N*WAK everywhere
SARAH N*WAK IS IN NEW YORK CITAY!
mo: SARAH N0WAK DOES NOT EAT BABIES
sare: SARAH N0WAK WILL LISTEN TO YOUR STORIES ABOUT YOUR EX BOYFRIEND
SARAH N0WAK IS AVAILABLE TO COACH YOUR IMPROV TEAM
mo: SARAH N0WAK HAS THE KINDEST EYES YOUVE EVER SEEN
sare: SARAH N0WAK DOESNT MIND IF WE GET A TABLE OR SIT AT THE BAR
mo: SARAH N0WAK HAS A CAMERA AND SHE REALLY DOES KNOW HOW TO USE IT
sare: SARAH N0WAK WILL RETURN YOUR EMAILS PROMPTLY
mo:
SARAH N0WAK DOES KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE
sare: SARAH N0WAK MAKES A PRETTY NICE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH
mo: SARAH N0WAK HAS BEEN TO EUROPE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
sare: SARAH N0WAK THINKS GOING TO THE BATTING CAGES IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTIBLE FOR A THIRD OR FOURTH DATE, AS LONG AS YOU BOTH AGREE AND ARE DRESSED FOR THE OCCASION
mo: SARAH N0WAK WOULD NEVER READ YOUR PERSONAL DIARY
BUT SHE'D TOTALLY READ YOUR BLOG
sare: SARAH N0WAK IS AN AMAZING FRENCH KISSER AND DECENT SPELLER
mo: SARAH N0WAK LOVES TO HAVE MASHED POTATOES WITH JACK CHEESE
sare: that should be good enough.
I am a child.

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