Wednesday, May 17, 2006

sare and mo sing a song

sare: and when the nightwind starts to sing a lonesome
lullaby
it helps
to think
we're sleeping
undernteath the
same
big
skyyyyyyyyyyyyy
mo: i'm crying
look
you've made me cry
sare: that's all i wanted michele
mo: WELL YOU BITCH!
sare: that and a fucking pizza
mo: i cried pizza slices but then i ATE IT TO SPITE YOU
sare: i don't really want to eat pizza, i just kind of want to sit in a big pile of it
and just kind of be there
so cry some more and put the slices in a like
a big casket
and i can be a pizza vampire
late night snacks, i dont have to go far!
no tripping in the dark!
mo: * ahem
* adjusts glasses
um, um, technically, you won't BE in the dark
oh, wait
i mean
um
ok here's what i mean
you'll be out during the night = dark
and during the day AS A VAMPIRE you'd be asleep
duh
sare: oh yeah!
so not tripping
to worry about
BUT FRYING TO DEATH UNDER THE RAYS OF THE SUN
mo: you'll have to pick another kind of vampire to be
sare: shit no, son
fucking pizza, the thin crust kind
or chicken souvlaki
they make a nice tzatziki at zorba's.
hiss!

1 Comments:

Blogger Mike Garvey said...

When I was in fifth grade, I sang that song at the Wales Elementary School Annual Recital in a duet with Carol Hudson. I threw up afterwards because I was nervous to be both in front of a crowd and within a few feet of a girl.

I'm pretty sure I did not, though, cry pizza.

May 19, 2006 11:55 AM  

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