And I Bought You Something from Skymall

sare: cool
he is very nice

mo: i BELIEVE YOU

sare: IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I THINK HE IS A NICE PERSON

mo: ITS IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I BELIEVE YOU BUT AM WAITING TO MAKE MY OWN OPINION
THAT IS WHY I, SARE, AM AN AMERICAN

sare: IT IS A FACT THAT HE IS NICE
FACT

mo: WHY DON'T YOU MOVE TO KOREA AND BECOME APART OF THE POLITICS THERE
BECAUSE THAT KIND OF FLAGRANT DISREGARD OF PEOPLE AND THEIR OPINIONS DOES NOT FLY HERE

sare: YOU ARE BEING A KOREA POLITIC TO ME!!!!!!

mo: HOW DARE YOU!

sare: ARE YOU RACIST AGAINST KOREANS NOW????

mo: THAT IS NOT RACISM ! IT IS SIMPLY STATING THE FACT THAT
OOPS!
WRONG KOREA
SOUTH KOREA
THAT'S WHAT I MEANT

sare: KOREA IS YOUR OPINION
I WILL WAIT TO SEE FOR MY SELF WHEN I BECOME A POLITIC THERE

mo: I AM AN AMERICAN WHO MISSPOKE
I MEANT SOUTH KOREA
YOU SHOULD JUST MOVE THERE AND SEE

Minutes go by

sare: i AM BACK FROM KOREA

mo: I TOLD YOU TO GO TO SOUTH KOREA

sare: I BROUGHT YOU THESE LITTLE UMBRELLAS FROM MY DRINKS THAT I HAD

mo: BUT AS AN AMERICAN YOU CAN GO WHEREVER YOU CHOOSE
PFFT!

sare: THEY BUMPED ME UP TO FIRST CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mo: SARE. YOU ARE NOT LISTENING. I DID NOT TELL YOU TO GO TO REGULAR KOREA
YOU GOT DRUNK DIDN'T YOU?

sare: I STILL AM!!!!!!!!!

mo: KOREANS DRINK STRONG DRINKS! LIKE THE JAPANESE

sare: OH WELL.