Contest Weiner!

mo: we should do a give away on kill

sare: what we give away ONE FREE MURDER
WE KILL YOU

mo: with post its

sare: YOU WANT TO BE KILLED

mo: * looks around *

sare: YES WE KILL THEM ON LINE

mo: * breathes deeply *

sare: MAKE THEM CHAT WITH US AND KILL WITH HOT AWESOME CHATLINES
YOU SIGN UP FOR CONTEST OR WE KILL YOU

mo: sare - you keep saying you ... does that mean the contest is to kill ME!

sare: UM
WELL
ONLY IF YOU WIN

mo: except that i can't enter because of my affiliation with kill!
phew!

sare: NOT IF YOU DEAD

mo: see, you keeps with the sayings
is this contest really about killing me?

sare: IT OK YOU DIE SOON

mo: * record needle sound *
SARE!

sare: WHAT I SAY

mo: YOU SAID! YOU DIE SOON!

sare: OH YES I SAID IT BC IT TRUE

mo: * sneaks out the door *

sare: HAHAS YOU LEAVE TRAIL OF BLOOD
I SEE YOUR SOUL
YOU ARE THE WINNER!

mo: * eats mango *

sare: >SMILES PROUDLY<

sare: >FEEEDS YOU PERFUMES SALAD<

mo: * double dies *

sare: >DOUBLE DEAD<
YOU ARE THE WEEEEENER