Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Google and Presto!

mo: i think thats why G*d created me for you
sare: thanks dude!
mo: G*d?
yes
me: yeah!
mo: I bet He doesn't get thanked enough
sare: He's the "silent listener in every conversation"!
according to a wall hanging at my mom's house
mo: eep!
so, i guess he heard this
me: i know right?
He's heard worse!
EVERY conversation
mo: basically? G*d has internet with convo
you know?
like we could say i'd like to do a search for alien combatants and we google and presto!
sare: oh
like he says it and it happens?
mo: more like a radio
He thinks, I'd be interested in what people feel about Papa John's new crust
and switches in to that
sare: so, god's like, a huge nerd?
god's a hacker!
mo: He's NOT A HACKER OR A NERD but maybe a little of both with a little htlm experience
and he looks like oh! he looks like Dennis Quaid in Frequency
sare: AND!
The man who played DQ's grown up son played Jesus in the Passion f the Christ!
Life is a circle.
At least I'll always have you, wall hanging.
mo: He's the "silent listener in every conversation"!
(that's the only thing the wall hanging can say!)
sare: oh wall hanging!
>cue montage<
>wall hanging and I frolic in the park<
mo: * sare & wall hanging at movie *
sare: >play with frisky puppy<
mo: * running through snow flakes *
sare: >I pour milk, realize it's empty, wall hanging looks guilty<
>shoot each other with silly string<
>take self-defense class together<
mo: * goes to strip club sare looks decidedly nervous, wall hanging shrugs *
* wall hanging graduates from college, sare in front row with cannon powershot cued *
sare: >goes shopping<
>I look bored carrying wall hanging's purse<
mo: * wall hanging tripping up mt. fuji, sare puts hand out behind *
sare: >the two of us mediate at a monastery in tibet<
>get our nails done<
mo: * wall hanging makes crazy face behind sare in line @ motor vhiecle *
sare: >we speed-date together, end up at the same table<
>laugh!<
mo: * sare sleepign on couch, wall hanging comes in and pulls blanket over shoulder, sighs *
sare: >wall hanging notices a desk calendar hidden in my office<
>becomes enraged<
>I stop staying over so much<
mo: * wall hanging walking forlorn along brooklyn thing people walk along with nyc in back ground - tear make wall hanging a little bit warped *
sare: >we lose touch, I take a pottery class<
mo: * wall hanging starts dating through synagoge *
sare: >i look at a picture of us at the Sea World touchtank<
>shrug<
mo: * wall hanging storms through notre dame in paris where he moved to get over sare
gets to charles la whatever airport *
* plane *
* front door of sare's apartment *
sare: >a large picture frame opens the door<
>looks at the wall hanging quizzically<
Can i help you?
mo: * pulls wilted daisy from behind back *
sare: "he is the silent listener in every converastion?"
mo: * fade

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