sare and mo get back to their roots

sare: ARGH
mo: work?
sare: hate work
uch
jerx
this is what i want
1
make out with a super cot guy
hot that should say
on a couch
while it rains outside
with the windows open
then we have sex
THAT IS WHAT I WANT
NOT TO ANSWER PHONES
NOT TO HAVE PEOPLE BE SHITTY TO ME
NOT TO FUCKING CLEAN A GODDAMN KITCHEN NINETY TIMES
PUNCH
KILLKILL
KILL
LISA IS NOT FUCKING HERE!!!!!!
mo: LISA TOOK THE DAM ASS DAY OFF BECAUSE SHE IS RICH
AND IS THEREFORE ALLOWED MORE RICHES LIKE DAYS OFF
sare: FUCK YEAH!
TAKE YOUR TUDE AND MEMORIALIZE IT YOU STUPID FUCK
I WOULD SETTLE
FOR
A
GOODDDAMN
HUG!
mo: HUGH GRANT
(I DON'T 'DO' HUGS )
BUT I DO HUGH GRANT!
OOH!
YES I DO
sare: GA
ROSS
mo: COMEON YOU WANNA!
sare: MAYBE IN 4 WEDDIGS
BUT NOTHING ELSE
mo: oh
OK!
I GOT IT
HUGH JACKMAN
sare: NO
mo: oh
HUGH LAURIE
sare: EW!
I WROTE "HUG" NOT GODDAMNED HUGH!
mo: I DON'T DO HUGS ONLY MEN NAMED HUGHS
sare: I DONT WANT A HUG FOR YOU!
mo: NOW ! I QUIT FRIENDSHIP WITH SARAN!
oh
sare: I WENT TO HIGH SCUOOL WIOTH A GIRL NAMED SARAN
AND WE QUIT FRIENDSHIP AFTER GRADUATION
mo: THEN I QUIT HER
sare: SO TOO LATE
mo: BECAUSE I ALMOST MADE A BED I DIDNT' WANT TO SLEEP IN
sare: I ALREADY HIT THAT!
2
TO SLEEP
mo: I GOT IT!
sare: IN A BED
WITH A LOVELY MAN
CUDDLY LIKE
mo: HUGHEY LEWIS SANS THE NEWS
sare: V
M
T
MAYBE WHEN I WAS TEN BUT THAT SHIT IS ILLEGAL
mo: OK!
THE NEPHEW OF DONALD DUCK!
sare: OH NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING SILLY
mo: I'M ALL OUT OF HUGHS I'M SO LOST WITHOUT THEM
sare: STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS i DONT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
mo: I WILL NOW LEAVE [REDACTED] WHERE I WORK AND FIND YOU A HUG! SANS H
sare: OH SHIT YOU ARE GONE???
*CRIES*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mo: HA!
I FOUND A GUY TO HUG!
HE'S A SALOR AND HIS NAME IS COINICIDENTLY HUGH
sare: HUGH RYHMES WITH EW
SAILOR=GAY
Sent at 2:01 PM on Friday
sare: GO ALREADY
JUST GO!
I DON'T NEED YOU
i DON'T NEED ANYBODY!
mo: MICHELE RHYMES WITH DEFEAT
*SOB
SARAH DOESNT NEED ANYONE BECAUSE I COULDNT HELP HER
sare: I AM UNHELPABLE
mo: NO YOU'RE ASKING HTE WRONG PERSON
I'M UNHELP TO HELPFUL
HELP
MEOW?
sare: ME
OW
sare: YOU HELPED BY LISTENING YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND
mo: SOLIOQUE: MY SARAH NEEDS THE LOVE THAT I CAN NOT GRANT HER AND SO I MUST AWAY TO THE MIDDLE EARTH AND SEEK OUT NOT A HUGH BUT A MAN WITH A HUG SENSIBILITY! A MAN WITH A CUDDLE INSTINCT! MAYHAP IF HE SHOULD ALSO POSSES A MUSICAL KNOWLEDGE THAT WOULD BENEFIT MY MISTRESS ... ALAS, MY JOUNEY MUST BEGIN ... I BEQUEATH TO ALL A SENSE OF JOY WHICH I COULD NEVER GIVE TO YOU
sare: oh man!