Wednesday, December 20, 2006

sare and mo connect

mo: dear penpal!
it's the holidays. i like raindeer. oh, no. shelly, my kid sister, spilt the glitter. hope you have fun today.

mo: dear penpal,
i heard about kansas and that big blizzard. that was nutz. we didn't have school yesterday because of a water break or something. how would water break.

sare: dear penpal do you like music? my cat walks on his back legs I like tacos.

mo: dear penpal sometimes shelly cries in the middle of the night. do you think that asternots really went to the moon? gummy bears make the best snack.

sare: dear penpal, i wrot a report on the solar system and also what is your favorite gum?

mo: dear penpal, i really like making snow angels but i hate it when my brother pees in the face like eyes

sare: dear penpal i have two moms i have a riddle what kind of fruit is a seafood someone is at the door i have to go.

mo: dear penpal, the only princess i really like is jazmine. ha! did you see that its going to rain a lot.

sare: dear penpal i got rollerskates the answer is crabapple.

mo: DEAR PENPAL!
i am soooooooo mad. there weren't any more bratz at walmart. stupid. anyway shelly got one yesterday. my mom says that angels cry everytime i whine.

sare: dear penpal today we learned about not getting pregnant they turne doff the lights and showed a film i like when we watch movies at school becasue sometimes the lights are tiring to my eyes

mo: dear penpal, kevin my neighbor got abduckted. the cops dont always wear uniforms. i really love mr. heat meiser

sare: dear penpal sorry i didnt write for so long i got grounded from writing because i melted crayons on the radiator.

mo: dear penpal knock knock jokes are so funy

sare: dear penpal this week in school we gave each other nick names my one is "slocone" because I love snow cones and I prefer to walk slowly

mo: dear penpal my mom says that just because my dad talks loud doesn't mean he doeznt love me and shelly and karl. i really love fluffy fir

Thursday, December 07, 2006

sare & mo discover truth universal

mo: babies on the horizon
is creepy
they're a little army of babies crawing
crawing
crawing

sare: oh
ok. i dont understand but i accept it

mo: it's definitely a visual
of HORROR

sare: it's a figure of speech

mo: yeah
it just caught me off guard
wacky!

sare: you're a figure of speech!

mo: i'm a piece of work

sare: you're a piece of chicken!

mo: i'm a ticket to ride

sare: you're a rockethsip to the moon!

mo: i'm the mona fucking lisa

sare: you're the louve museum!
THATS RIGHT I SAID LOUVE

mo: i'm A NINJA TARZAN

sare: you're amusee bouche!

mo: ding ding ding ding
winnah

sare: I AM TEH WINNAR

mo: FOR A LIFE TIME

sare: OH GYAD YOU MAKE ME CRY THE TEARS OF TRIUMPH
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