greetings from camp sare & mo

mo: dear sarah,
i love you!
but alas, i love food more
love,
michele

sare: dear michele,
i totally get where you are coming from.
love,
sarah's tummy

mo: dear sarah's tummy,
what did you do with sarah?
love,
michele's brain that thinks things

sare: dear michele's brain that thinks things,
I have essentially taken over where her higher functions have failed.
QUICK! 987 divided by 8!
love,
sarah's tummy

mo: dear sarah's tummy,
that's was mildly unfair because as i told u earlier i'm hungry. luckily, there was a calculator nearby and the answer is 123.375. i really didn't need to take any math in school, MOM. (sorry, my mom isn't here but maybe somewhere she's actually figured out the 'internets' and will read this.
love,
michele's fingers and brain that thinks things
ps - please pretend i put in a )

sare: dear michele's fingers and brain that thinks things,
meomeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmewmewmewmewmewmeow yawn.
love,
a kitten

mo: dear kitten,
oh, come here! i kisses u.
love,
michele as a 4 year old
ps - i go now because 4 years are more hungry than mere adults

sare: meow

sarie & mo dream of alaska

mo: oh then she shall not die!
instead you die for dreaming it
sorry

sare: oh noes!
every time!

mo: must.kill.

sare: but!

mo: i have a thurst

sare: but1
but one!

mo: bye bye, stinkbutt

sare: one world, one butt

mo: wanna a last meal?
a smoke?

sare: yes
no smoke

mo: a note to your mama

sare: tell her happy mothers day I'M IN JAIL!

mo: not jail silly
deeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaathhhhhhhhhh
oh and for my last meal - jot this down - i want this one pizza from sitka, ak

sare: interesting
not from John's?

mo: and this one burnt cream (creme brule) from this one place in seattle
no
and it may be just the memory of it?

sare: VERY INTERESTING

mo: but it was the best pizza i've ever had

sare: i had an ice cream sundae on wednesday
that? tasted so good.
when was the last time i had ice cream? LIKE FOREVER AGO
I AM IN THE JAIL OF NO SWEET DAIRY
WE ARE IN NYC
IT IS THE LAND OF BEST PIZZA I DONT KNOW ANYWHERE
EVAR
BUT I STILL HAS TO GO TO SITKA
I AM TALKING TO MYSELF

mo: NO I'M HERE AND I'M LIFTIN U UP TO ALASKA

sare: YOU KNOW WHO LIVES IN ALASKA?
UNMARRIED HUSBANDS!

mo: DO NOT DISREGARD THE MOOSE

sare: I WILL DISREGARD THEM

mo: SARAH

sare: I WILL DISREGARD THEM IN THEIR FACES

mo: OH NO SHE DINN

sare: THEY MADE ME MISS MY BIRTHDAY AND THEN LATE FOR WORK!

mo: settle down now
they're your friends!
they will take you both to work aaaaaaaaaaand birthday surprises

sare: BUT THEN YOU MURDERS ME SO WHO CARETH?
WHO DOTH CARETH!

mo: I CARE
THE MOOSE CARE

sare: oh nice.

mo: UR MOM? SHE CARE

sare: RAIGHT?
THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING MY NON-RHETORICAL QUESTION OF WHO CARETH!
BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO!