sare & mo with extra killing sauce

sare: i hate people today too!
lets go on a punching spree!

mo: can we?
please!!!

sare: fuck yes
instead of fists we can use KNIVES

mo: how about this!
are you ready? just a slight adjustment
we make fists with knifes in each knuckle place

sare: like wolverfuckingine
yeha. we doing that.
also, we can crawl around under desks and give ankle papercuts.

mo: is it ok if that's all we do?
i don't want to go to jail

sare: well, i guess you're happy not getting your point across

mo: OH MY GOD SARAH
don't make me punch you
WITH MY KNUCKLE KNIFES
(when secretaries fight)

sare: >SHING<
oh its the worst.
when we turn on each other.
it's the saddest.

mo: pretty awful bad
because come on ! we are the theme song from growing pains

sare: PAIN.
is my middle
NAME
and it is
GROWING
also, i will go on a breaking chair spree
make them way too low
it will be comical, and annoying, and VERY BAD ON BACKS

mo: if i could just say to people exactly what i felt without a repricushion (wow, spelling how are you?) that's what my spree would be

sare: people would be getting it though.
like, "I'm sat on the floor practically. I should not be a dick anymore."
and then while they are down there you could say what you needed to say

mo: i always lower them because of the shortness of me - but i never remember to raise it
i'm a DOUCHE! WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE

sare: you are SCHOLLING
SCHOOLING
SCHOOLYD

mo: ME & JULIO DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD?

sare: THE SCHOOLYARD BY YOUR ANKLES, WHERE YOU HAS PAPERCUTS
ANKELCUTZ

mo: WATCH AS I CHASE MY TAIL!

sare: WHEE
I AM SORRY YOU ARE BUZY

mo: U KNOW WHAT I'M SORRY ABOUT
MYSELF
HA

sare: NEVAH BE SORRIES

in loving memory of things we used to remember

mo: she won't travel back down this road
in reference to the golden girl theme song
because i'm retarded
carry on

sare: haha
i'm trying to remember the theme song to it, but i get the different stroeks theme stuck in my head instead
the world dont move to the beat of just one drum, esetelle

mo: you take the good you take the bad - bad means you're dead ms. getty

sare: making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. you don't have to worry about that anymore.

mo: charles in charge of your wrongs and your rights but of course in your case i actually mean God

sare: Show me that smile again. (Show me that smile)Don't waste another minute on your cryin.We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near), except that you actually are.

mo: the heat is on. the heat is on-on. is it? are you in hell?
(i know it's not a theme song from tv - i really hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me)

sare: Their the world's most fearsome fighting team, (we're really hip)they're heroes in a half shell and they're green. (hey get a grip)When the evil Shredder attacks,Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack..Also, you died.

mo: what would we do baby, without us?
oh wait
i guess there is no more us
sha la la la?