sare and mo reconnect

mo: i see your face
sare: helloes my love!
sare: 2 1/2 hours at el stinko gymmo
mo: HELLO! ding dong
mo: can we move to ireland?
sare: UM YES
mo: good thanks. so you wanna come to lunch some day?
sare: surely! thursday?
mo: sounds great!!
sare: heeraaay ! drop me an email at some point with the directions and when you want me there
mo: please! to do that!: yes what? i don't know but you'll get pants when you arrive
sare: pants!
mo: jean pants!
sare: denim trousers
mo: not gouchos
sare: not coulouttes
sare: cowlouttes
mo: i'm gearing up for leaving i love leaving
sare: yeeeeeees
mo i am so glad you don't work at the job but i miss you
sare: i dont miss the job but i miss the connection to you there
mo: exactly YOU KNOW WHAT IS SO SAD FOR YOU?
sare: what is?
mo: you have to coach during the best night of tv (biggest loser)
sare: i knoooooooooooooooooow
mo: i'll take picture of the tv
sare: haha i am giong to hurry home
mo: luckily it's two hours. so what i want to see more of? is their actual working out
sare: right?: less of thouse four hour boring challenges
mo yeah - last challenge? eh whatever. show me how hard it is to do a sit up please
sare: it might be nice for the show to actually like show people how to work out a little. right like be edutaining
mo we should do our own dam reality show
sare: me too!
mo: it would be kill secretary kill the skinny makin
sare: KSK: THINNAH
mo we'd wear blastic (black plastic bags) to excercise in
sare: like martin lawrnce and run around in our tightie whities
mo: i thought you were saying that martin lawrence was a black plastic (bag)

sare & mo talk politicalish

mo: sarah palin on the bail out: " . . . where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Um, helping, oh -- it's got to be all about job creation too. Shoring up our economy, and putting it back on the right track. So healthcare reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions, and tax relief for Americans, and trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, um, scary thing, but 1 in 5 jobs being created in the trade sector today. We've got to look at that as more opportunity. All of those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that."

sare: “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

mo: HAAAAAAAA is that what the beauty contestant said?

sare: yes

mo: ur genius

sare & mo with extra killing sauce

sare: i hate people today too!
lets go on a punching spree!

mo: can we?
please!!!

sare: fuck yes
instead of fists we can use KNIVES

mo: how about this!
are you ready? just a slight adjustment
we make fists with knifes in each knuckle place

sare: like wolverfuckingine
yeha. we doing that.
also, we can crawl around under desks and give ankle papercuts.

mo: is it ok if that's all we do?
i don't want to go to jail

sare: well, i guess you're happy not getting your point across

mo: OH MY GOD SARAH
don't make me punch you
WITH MY KNUCKLE KNIFES
(when secretaries fight)

sare: >SHING<
oh its the worst.
when we turn on each other.
it's the saddest.

mo: pretty awful bad
because come on ! we are the theme song from growing pains

sare: PAIN.
is my middle
NAME
and it is
GROWING
also, i will go on a breaking chair spree
make them way too low
it will be comical, and annoying, and VERY BAD ON BACKS

mo: if i could just say to people exactly what i felt without a repricushion (wow, spelling how are you?) that's what my spree would be

sare: people would be getting it though.
like, "I'm sat on the floor practically. I should not be a dick anymore."
and then while they are down there you could say what you needed to say

mo: i always lower them because of the shortness of me - but i never remember to raise it
i'm a DOUCHE! WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE

sare: you are SCHOLLING
SCHOOLING
SCHOOLYD

mo: ME & JULIO DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD?

sare: THE SCHOOLYARD BY YOUR ANKLES, WHERE YOU HAS PAPERCUTS
ANKELCUTZ

mo: WATCH AS I CHASE MY TAIL!

sare: WHEE
I AM SORRY YOU ARE BUZY

mo: U KNOW WHAT I'M SORRY ABOUT
MYSELF
HA

sare: NEVAH BE SORRIES

in loving memory of things we used to remember

mo: she won't travel back down this road
in reference to the golden girl theme song
because i'm retarded
carry on

sare: haha
i'm trying to remember the theme song to it, but i get the different stroeks theme stuck in my head instead
the world dont move to the beat of just one drum, esetelle

mo: you take the good you take the bad - bad means you're dead ms. getty

sare: making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. you don't have to worry about that anymore.

mo: charles in charge of your wrongs and your rights but of course in your case i actually mean God

sare: Show me that smile again. (Show me that smile)Don't waste another minute on your cryin.We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near), except that you actually are.

mo: the heat is on. the heat is on-on. is it? are you in hell?
(i know it's not a theme song from tv - i really hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me)

sare: Their the world's most fearsome fighting team, (we're really hip)they're heroes in a half shell and they're green. (hey get a grip)When the evil Shredder attacks,Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack..Also, you died.

mo: what would we do baby, without us?
oh wait
i guess there is no more us
sha la la la?

greetings from camp sare & mo

mo: dear sarah,
i love you!
but alas, i love food more
love,
michele

sare: dear michele,
i totally get where you are coming from.
love,
sarah's tummy

mo: dear sarah's tummy,
what did you do with sarah?
love,
michele's brain that thinks things

sare: dear michele's brain that thinks things,
I have essentially taken over where her higher functions have failed.
QUICK! 987 divided by 8!
love,
sarah's tummy

mo: dear sarah's tummy,
that's was mildly unfair because as i told u earlier i'm hungry. luckily, there was a calculator nearby and the answer is 123.375. i really didn't need to take any math in school, MOM. (sorry, my mom isn't here but maybe somewhere she's actually figured out the 'internets' and will read this.
love,
michele's fingers and brain that thinks things
ps - please pretend i put in a )

sare: dear michele's fingers and brain that thinks things,
meomeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmewmewmewmewmewmeow yawn.
love,
a kitten

mo: dear kitten,
oh, come here! i kisses u.
love,
michele as a 4 year old
ps - i go now because 4 years are more hungry than mere adults

sare: meow

sarie & mo dream of alaska

mo: oh then she shall not die!
instead you die for dreaming it
sorry

sare: oh noes!
every time!

mo: must.kill.

sare: but!

mo: i have a thurst

sare: but1
but one!

mo: bye bye, stinkbutt

sare: one world, one butt

mo: wanna a last meal?
a smoke?

sare: yes
no smoke

mo: a note to your mama

sare: tell her happy mothers day I'M IN JAIL!

mo: not jail silly
deeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaathhhhhhhhhh
oh and for my last meal - jot this down - i want this one pizza from sitka, ak

sare: interesting
not from John's?

mo: and this one burnt cream (creme brule) from this one place in seattle
no
and it may be just the memory of it?

sare: VERY INTERESTING

mo: but it was the best pizza i've ever had

sare: i had an ice cream sundae on wednesday
that? tasted so good.
when was the last time i had ice cream? LIKE FOREVER AGO
I AM IN THE JAIL OF NO SWEET DAIRY
WE ARE IN NYC
IT IS THE LAND OF BEST PIZZA I DONT KNOW ANYWHERE
EVAR
BUT I STILL HAS TO GO TO SITKA
I AM TALKING TO MYSELF

mo: NO I'M HERE AND I'M LIFTIN U UP TO ALASKA

sare: YOU KNOW WHO LIVES IN ALASKA?
UNMARRIED HUSBANDS!

mo: DO NOT DISREGARD THE MOOSE

sare: I WILL DISREGARD THEM

mo: SARAH

sare: I WILL DISREGARD THEM IN THEIR FACES

mo: OH NO SHE DINN

sare: THEY MADE ME MISS MY BIRTHDAY AND THEN LATE FOR WORK!

mo: settle down now
they're your friends!
they will take you both to work aaaaaaaaaaand birthday surprises

sare: BUT THEN YOU MURDERS ME SO WHO CARETH?
WHO DOTH CARETH!

mo: I CARE
THE MOOSE CARE

sare: oh nice.

mo: UR MOM? SHE CARE

sare: RAIGHT?
THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING MY NON-RHETORICAL QUESTION OF WHO CARETH!
BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO!

sare and mo find the true nature of *****

mo: from the nytimes: When Ben Ratliff caught ****** Jeans a few months ago atthe underground club Silent Barn in Ridgewood, Queens, theaggressively moshing crowd got in the way of the show.Which is saying something, because ****** Jeans (the starsstand for a bodily fluid-cum-verb
sare: ew
ew
ew
mo: i wish (not really but sort of) knew what it meant
sare: Jizz?
mo: duh
sare: yikes!
mo: there's more *'s than jizz though
maybe that's why i not smart like sarah!
i call you trashmouth sarah from now on
sare: maybe its not jizz
mo: DON'T BACK DOWN
sare: maybe its jizzy?
mo: OWN IT
oh oh oh!
sare: i am guessing!
mo: trashmouth you ain't guessin
sare: start googling it
mo: u's knowin
sare: oh come now
mo: um YOU google search it
sare: NO YOU
mo: trashmouth don' haffta cauz she be knowin
u so diiiiiiiiiirty
sare: you r drrty !
you brought itup!
mo: U
sare: mo?
mo: trashmouth don't deny your true self
yes?
sare: what's that on your jeans?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
burn
mo: oh no no you didnnnnnnnnnnnnts
YOUR JIZZ
sare: you...
mo: wait this got real ugly
sare: ... wish
mo: oh and then sexy
sare: yeah
mo: hawt!
sare: and then a little humiliating
mo: i want my mommy
sare: and then hot again
mo: TRASHMOUTH!
sare: THE TRASHMOUTH HAS SPOKEN!