sare & mo are very lazy

mo: fantasy!
i have a sail boat
are you enjoying sailing with me on my sail boat, sarah?

sare: i have such big sunglasses on

mo: they keep out the st tropez glare!

sare: they are so huge
also huge? my false eyelashes.

mo: this bottle of Dom Perignon 1932 went so fast!
Gaston, would you be a dear and get the good stuff?

sare: wherever did you find him!
cut from stone and just as thick!

mo: i don't mean to brag
but Ronald had him made in our lab!

sare: well, he's just my type! I wouldn't throw him out of bed for crackers!

mo: the crackers he eats make wrinkles disapear!

sare: he is a golden god

mo: well, crystal! you could have him or have ronald come up with someone with exactly your qualifications

sare: I'm taking him

mo: good good!
he needs nothing to be happy

sare & mo uncrinkle the celluloid

sare: i was thinking
we should start pitching movie ideas

mo: yay!

sare: I got this one that is a tender tale of a boy who learns the value of family from an unexpected source, the rabbit who lives in his shed.

mo: where's the killing?

sare: in the shed, pn the back lawn, and at the walmart

mo: OH SWEET YES

sare: and one part when the killing happens on a wire suspended in between two helicopters
it's all depends on the budget

mo: i got one
there are two secretaries
DURING THE DAY
but at night they dance

sare: dance how/where?

mo: that's the thing
its their supah hero power
their dancing!
kills the evil and makes the weak strong
BUT THE KILLING!
oh the KILLING

sare: fantastic

mo: i clearly have nothing

sare: well, i have this other one
where this divorcee moves into an old house with a family, who has begun taking in boarders
and the family has a lot to learn abou tlife and the divorcee has a lot to learn abou tlove
and then everyone dies in a horrific bloodbath

mo: by a bunny?
the bunny is a killer?
please?

sare: not in this movie

mo: but
bunnies hate too!
and the world needs to know that

sare: it's either the divirces or the 16 yearold girl, who does it with her curling iron. gruesome

mo: eeepppppp

sare: also there is this comedy
about a frat boy who has to go to cooking school in paris to get his inheritance
and finds love . . . and himself.

mo: his pee pee?

sare: his artistic soul

mo: his pee pee!

sare: in a petit four

mo: sorry! in his TINY pee pee

sare: it was tucked inside some chocolate filled crepes

mo: the littest pee pee

sare: with a scoop of hazelnut ice cream

mo: oh! the coldest littest pee pee

sare: if pee pee = his maturity
then yes
he doesn't go back to america to get his inheritance
is my point

mo: you = not open to pee pees

sare: because if you accept your deeper artistic self, you don't need money. millions of dollars. nope.
just some pasteries
and a big ol peener

mo: * big breath *
AND YOUR PEE PEE

sare: i prefer peener
it's more grown-up

mo: i'll take whatever comes my way
i'm = not mature

sare and mo find the winner of the conversation

mo: i would doubt it
but thats me in my corner
over here
under the spotlight!
see me?
sare: i doubt it as well
peek!
mo: i'm waving the flag of italy because yay them with their fancy feet
sare: ok!
sounds great!
mo: can't you see?
I'M SITTING HERE WAVING
sare: i am not italian
mo: SO?
that mean you can't see me?
sare: no
my eyeballs
are irish
and polish
mo: OH BROTHER
RACIST
sare: you are
mo: NO! I SAID YOU SO YOU
sare: you are a brother racialist
mo: I'M SO UNUSUAL NOT RADICAL
sare: YOU ARE RADICAL LIKE A MOVEMENT IN THE 60S
mo: I'M PRACTICAL LIKE A MOM
sare: YOU ARE MOMENTARY
mo: I'M NOT A NUN
sare: YOU ARE A MUM
LIKE THE FLOWERLOL
mo: I'M NOT SILENT! I'M DEADLY
sare: SNAKE!
http://home.comcast.net/~dfosket/snakes_800x600.jpg
mo: I'M NOT A CLEANER OF TOLIETS, I'M AU DEU TOILET
sare: http://www.degrassi.ca/dl/YEARBOOK/Snake-joey.JPG
sare: YOU'RE AU-STRALIAN
mo: I'M NOT NICOLE KIDMAN ... I'M UM, AU-RIGHT
sare: TAKE THREE RIGHTS AND IT'S A LEFT
mo: sometimes, i cry - OK?
sare: NO
NOT OK
mo: * huddles in tiny ball *
sare: I SAID NOT OK1
http://www.herpnet.net/Iowa-Herpetology/images/snakes/eastern_milksnake.jpg
mo: * becomes one with the carpet *
I ARISE AS A CO-BRA
oh brother
* becomes ball of lint *
sare: http://www.minitots.com/i/res/RD12230_165_197.jpg
mo: HEY THERE, SARE? I GOTTA SNAKE 4 US
DAM! I MEAN FOR YOUS
BUT I SPELLT IT ALL COOLS
DAM IT
I MEANT KOOLS
* glad hands hanky *
sare: NOTHANKS SUCKA I DON'T SMOKE BC DOPE IS 4 DOPES
mo: * sobs *
Sarie, I'm just trying to get you to see me
sare: oh!
now i see it
mo: but look i'm cute in the corner wearing an italian flag
sare: oh noes
that's so crezzy i am like wow
sare: flags are for waving and for buying and for raising and for making into a vest
and for to make into lapel pins
not for wearing
mo: what about making into a vest?
YOU MAKE SHIT UP BACKWARDS
sare: OH SNAP I HAVE BEEN BESTEST
BESTED
BUSTED
mo: VESTED
sare: WINNAR!~

sare & mo prepare for a very special kill

mo: so
we should totally tell our mass fans (what?) about our show tonight

sare: ok
the masses
because we have shows on thurdays

mo: and at the same time? i should totally tell my salad maker how not to put so much dam ass salad dressing on my salda

sare: but like

mo: WE DO!

sare: tonight's kinda special

mo: like the kind of special that you could see on blossom
a VERY SPECIAL ash wednesday
special

sare: right
like "learning abou t condoms and drunk driving" special

mo: like "learning not to drown my dam ass salad with salad dressing kind of special"

sare: we do a show at the ash wednesdays
7 pm

mo: yay!

sare: at the magnet
and then i go do another show somewhere else at 8

mo: which is located convieniently on 29th street between 7/8 and then your show which is also on 29th Street, but is called the Pit - which is located between 6/7

sare: are you guys going out after?

mo: we are ... 'cause of Stanny!'s upcoming birthday

sare: to the triple?

mo: and our um, upcoming in the next year or so nuptual

sare: crown?

mo: def

sare: ok
cool
i like when everyone i know is in one room

mo: it keeps my phone quiet

sare: right?

mo: you know because of the mass popularity :)

sare: also, i can diversify my filrting

mo: not have to do it with your fingers

sare: eh?
i don't flirt with my fingers?

mo: text messaging?

sare: oh

mo: it made sense in my BRAIN!

sare: yeah
ok

mo: WHERE ALL THE CANDY IS KEPT

sare: no
yewah
yes
no
weeee!
its easier than phone sex
less intimate! yay!

mo: YAY!