sarie & mo help out the striking writers

mo: if i lived in the country i'd have have a cat barn

sare: cat barn!

mo: all cats, all time

sare: cat barn 3: needle in a yaaaaastake

mo: cat barn: the reckoning

sare: cat barn: kitty in the city

mo: cat barn: meow free or purr hard
seed of cat barn

sare: cat barn II: judgement day
cat barn-kittahpire licks back

mo: cat barn: 28 kittens later

sare: cat barn 3: the edge of squeezin

mo: cat barn: kitten v. puppy

sare: cat barn: the wrath of kittah

mo: cat barn: three cats and a little kitten
cat barn 2: lost in new york kitty

sare: cat barn:the lost kitty of gold (and milk)

mo: cat barn: the voyage
cat barn returns

sare: cat barn 2: red white and cute

mo: cat barn: another almighty
cat barn: 3-D

sare: cat barn seven: return to kittah mountain!

mo: the next cat barn kid
cat barn: The Hairy Tick

sare: a kittahful mind

mo: cat barn: The Quest for Purrs

sare: cat barn raider: cradle of kittens

mo: cat barn 2: mews control
Book Of Shadow Puppets: Cat Barn 2

sare: The Barn Meowpremecy
The Barn Kittymatum

mo: Cat Barn Vacation
After the Cat Barn
Dawn of the Barn

sare: teenage mewtant ninja kittens: secret of the meows

mo: Kttens in a half shell

sare: kiten power!

mo: kittenana Jones and the Last Catsade
cat barn takes meowhattan

sarah and mo say "SHUT YOUR FACE, LOVE."

sare: dude
there's cholera in my drink
spirulina, cholera, broccoli
spinach
they just slipped it in there

mo: as in love in the time of?

sare: yeah

mo: who the f*ck did this sarah? i can't live without you?
also, i'm not spanish ... which means something somewhere

sare: where is the love part
WHERE IS THE LOVE

mo: it's sung about often but i'm not sure where it's actually kept
sare: oh green machine
i guess at the bottom of this bottle
also blue green algea
and grlic
wait
chlorella
still

mo: PLEASE! TURN BACK

sare: NONE OF THAT CAN BE GOOD FOR ME

mo: RIGHT! SO UM, TURN BACK!
think of all the mashed potatoes you won't be able to have again

sare: SRSLY
BUT LOVE IS PROMISED

mo: love is NEVER KIND

sare: I LURVE LURVE

mo: oh wait
love is never something

sare: LOVE IS NEVER MESSY

mo: love occasionally forgets to pick up your dry cleaning

sare: LOVE SHOWS UP AT YOUR DR APPTS AND PAYS YOUR COPAY

mo: love rinses out the GD sponge in the sink and puts it on the side so it doesn't get wet again. because when it gets wet again it festers and forms into cholera

sare: LOVE LOVES CHOLERA
AND COLORADO

mo: AND CHLAMYDIA

sare: AND CLAM SAUCE

mo: LOVE IS A FILTHY WHORE

sare: SERIOUSLY
AND NEVER LEAVES A BIG ENOUGH TIP

mo: SOMETIMES, LOVE JUST DOESN'T TELL YOU "HEY, SORRY - I DID REALIZE YOU WANTED TO EAT THAT YOGURT EVEN THOUGH YOU CLEARLY MARKED IT AS YOURS."
LOVE IS ALSO BAD WITH QUOTATION MARKS

sare: AND LOVE IS LIKE "AY! YOU CANT STAY MAD AT ME! i'M LOVE"
WHICH IS ANNOYING!

mo: BECAISE OT
OOPS! LOVE GOT ON MY KEYBOARD
BECAUSE THINK ABOUT IT - IT'S LOVE

sare: RIGHT?
GETS AWAY WITH EVERYTHING

mo: I'M SICK OF LOVE!

sare: AY LOVE, PACK YER BAGS

mo: LOVE YOU'VE GONE WAY OVER THREE STRIKES

sare: DONT GIMME THOSE EYES

mo: I STOPPED EATING DARK CHOCOLATE. IF YOU PAID ANY ATTENTION TO ME YOU'D KNOW I'M HAVING A LIFE CHANGE OF EATING

sare: AND GUESS WHAT, "LOVE", I'VE BEEN LEARNING CERAMICS AT THE ANNEX, SO BITE ME!

mo: DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN MAKE POSITIVE CHANGES IN THEIR LIFE? WHAT WITH YOUR NEW HAIR CUT AND DAPPER CLOTHES. YOU'RE SUCH A SELFISH TURD, LOVE. A SELFISH TURD.

sare: A SELFISH TURD FULL OF CHOLERA AND CLAM SAUCE

how sarie & mo became trillionaires

mo: so, i had to change my taxes for marrage

sare: how was that?

mo: they withheld like a $100 more

sare: oh sh*t

mo: i must have f*cked it up. so i called to say - i am really bad at this and the woman was like you'll need to talk to your accountant and i laughed and said accountant, riiiiiiiiiiiight

sare: oh here he is, hello accountant who lives under the chair, what should i do?
>tinkle bell<
You're right!

mo: accountant! when i'm diversifying my stocks and donating to people who have so much less than i - ie: only the people who actually live on the streets have less than i - do you think i should also accrue for future revenue from space?

sare: >tinkle tinkle<

mo: oh accountant! you know your stuff. now, what do you think the NASDAQ is going to do on muesday?

sare: >tapp tapp<
>magic dust<

mo: really! hmmm, what are the key devlopments to the fiscal revenue outlook of which you speak?

sare: >wiggle butt<

mo: ACCOUNTANT! that's insider trading. mrs. wordell would not be pleased by that and may indeed take away your pecan pie!

sare: >magic dust<

mo: oh, it's ok! i won't tell her - if you'll tell me what's on your quote watchlist and your expert picks.

sare: >tinkle bell!<

mo: those are funds that even this lazy investor would love!

sare: >shooting star wink<

mo: accountant, you have the key to stability. i will buy and sell! good idea

sare: >magic flower<

mo: ha! google & facebook. internet really will bring in the motherload. good idea again

sare: >click heels<

mo: i'll just do an early dip into my 401(k) and bob is your uncle.

sare: >flies to the window<

mo: good bye accountant and hello millions of pennies

sare: >woosh<