sarie and mo like to simile smile

sarie: hm
my fave kind
oh man
the mailman has so much aftershave on
i still smell it!
mo: eep!
sarie: he left!

mo: thank goodness
sarie: i still smell it after he's gone!
like a cornchip in a storm
mo: a fritto in a hurricane
sarie: like grape jelly on a spelling test
mo: like micky mantle in a bar
sarie: like ballet shoes on a robot
mo: like jerry from facts of life working as a waitress at coyote ugly
sarie: like post-its for breakfast
mo: like kittens for president
sarie: like eating leaves and calling it "salad"
mo: like fifle marrying dumbo
sarie: like this carrot muffin I once had from a deli that had a lot of real carrot shavings in it, but they weren't properly stirred in, so I got this big mouthful of carrot, which wasn't entirely unpleasant
mo: like this new place going up on the corner of 49th & 7th called hawaiian tropic zone helping chubby girls feel good about themselves as they walk by in the morning with their 2 pts breakfast (yogurt) and their 4 pt lunch (hummus & carrots & pita) knowing that the girls that work in their prolly eat less then that and thinking why not eat a muffin in the morning and have a fucking slice of pizza for lunch - but then thinking you know what? i can be a little thinner and knowing that it doesn't matter either way because i'm fine. i mean the chubby girl is fine
sarie: like a pinecone in a microwave
wait
which yogurts are 2pts?
is there aspartame ?
mo: light & lively
yes
sarie: oh
yeah, no thanks.
mo: dannon
i believe in dying young
sarie: like a puppy stuck in a vending machine
mo: like Parisian in a cowboy hat


Sent at 12:55 PM on Thursday


sarie: it was a lot of aftershave.

sarie & mo dissect american icons

mo: in the mail came a thing from my friend banana republic
banana republic sent its new scents
i love the girl one
and i have it on

sare: does it smell like bannanas

mo: surprisingly no!
it smells like what i imagine rich kids smell like when they decide that they can take a shower without being ironic

sare & mo diversify

mo: DER MAJIK 8 BALL,
WHY IS AGENT NOT PICK PHONE TO CALL ME TO MAKE ME HAVE MONIES?

sare: THE ANSZER IS CERTIN

mo: THAT NO HELPS
IT IS CERTIN THEY R TRAPED NEATH ROCK N CANT PICK UP PHEN?

sare: ASK AGAIN LATERS

mo: I WAITS 2 WEAKS HOW MANY LATERZ I WAITZ

sare: THE ANZER IS CERTIN

mo: THE ANZER COUD B E=MC2 AND THA STILL MAK AS MHUC SENXE AS THAT

sare: OUTLOOK SO GOOD
OUTLUK SO GOOD YOU CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES

time passes

mo: MY EYZ HAVE FOUND NO GOOD CURRENTLY
I'M GOING TO OUIJI BOARD

sare: OKZ

mo: NO OFFENZ

sare: NUH THAT'S OKZ
I GOT TO WEEGIE SOMETIMES
WE BROKE UP SO IT IS AWK

mo: HOW DOD U COMMUNIC8

sare: I SAT ON THE BOARD AND SLID AROUND
WE DIDNT TALK MUCH
JUST HAD PREDICTY THE FUTURE SEX

mo: OH SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP

sare: BUT WEEGIE WAS ALL FULL OF DEMONS
I MEAN, I DONT WANT TO COLOR YOUR VIEW
BUT YEAH
DEMAONS

mo: THAT WOULD CONFUZ THE RELATIONSHIP SOME

sare: AND I COULD ONLY TALK INA FEW PHRASES

mo: MAYBES SOMTIMX YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING TO REAL OUIJ BUT NOT BE HIM

sare: SO IT WASNT MEANT TO BE

mo: INSTEAD BE DEAMONS

sare: IT'S TOUGH!
SPLIT PERSONALITY LOL

mo: I COULD SES THAT - LOTS LIKE SYBIL

sare: BUT IT'S FUINE
JUST NOT RIGHT FOR EACHOTHER

mo: WHO DAT WHO SAY WHO DAT
THAT BE LIKE IT WUZ

sare: "THAT BE LIKE IT WUZ"
WHOA R EYOU>

mo: WHORE R U? MORE LIKE WHORES R US

sare: YOU GOP TALK TO YOUR WEEGA BORED AND i'LL BE HERE

mo: KS
OUJI SAY CANNOT PREDICK NOW

sare: YOU DONT HAVE TO INSULT ME

mo: WHO DAT WHO SAY WHO DAT

sare: NOW YOU INSULT MY INTELLIGNECE
YOU BRAT

mo: CURIOSITY KILLD THE KAT, SO DONT WONDER

sare: ARE YOU THIRSTY DO YOU WANT SOME BLUE WATER?
CANT HAVE SOME

mo: RUDES

sare: I MEANT CAN

mo: * HUGS *
YOU ROUND

sare and mo get sainted or maybe pope'd

mo:
i SAINT THEE SARAH MARY RYAN NOWAK
IN THE NAME OF CARROTS AND FRUITJUICE
sare: OH SHIT THAT IS GREAT BUT I AM TOO TOO HUMBLE TO ACCEPT
HAVE I EVER MENTIONED MY CHARITY WORK
mo: IF CARROTS & FRUITJUICE HAVE DEEMED IT SO IT IS DOTH DEEMED
sare: NO! BC i AM TOO HUMBLE!!!
mo: SORRYS
IT BE TOO LATE
LOOK AT THE PLAQUE BEHIND YOUR HEADS
sare: OH WHAT IS THAT DOING THERE i AM SO EMBARRASSED LET ME SHINE IT
mo: THE REAL TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY WOULD LIKE TO NOW FILM YOUR LIFES
sare: OH NO THIS IS TOO MUCH LET ME COMB MY HAIR
IT IS SO EXHAUSTING BEING SO HUMBLE AND SAINTLY I NEED A SIP OF REFERSHING MOUNTAIN DEW BLUE OCEAN BLAST
mo: YOU HAVE A *SPONSOR*?
WE AT THE NETWORK WEREN'T INFORMED
sare: (I HAVE TAKEN ON A FEW SPONSORS WHO HELP ME IN MY FIGHT AGAINST HUNGER)
mo: (ARE YOU STILL HUNGRY?)
(YOU NEED TO GET BETTER SPONSORS THEN)
sare: HUNGER ALL OVER THE WORLD, AND IN MY CUBE! THANKS SPECIAL K BARS