mo: and now i'm here!
get used to it
sare: YOURE QUEER
mo: thank you!
sare: HAVE A BEER
A BAGEL WITH SCHMEAR
mo: well, that's a lot of carbs but what the heck
sare: AND GET USED TO IT!
mo: sarah!
i have a grudge ! againts my bank
what do you mean?
well, i'll tell you!
that was my way of starting a game on the gtalk
it was very shoehorned
and i'll go work on another opening
sare: I WAS PLAYING 2
mo: oh i apologize, i didn't allow the game to continue
i'm rusty
sare: ITS OK
I LIKE TO RHYME ALL THE TIME
MY NAME IS SARAH WAK AND I AM HERE TO SAY I LIKE TO RYHME IN A RAPPING WAY
mo: i see the internal rhyme - you're just so hip, sarah!
sare: I SAID HIP A HOP A HIPPY TO THE HIPPY YOU DONT STO PTHE ROC
K
mo: i enjoy a good rhyme rap. i especially love it when old ladies do it.
sare: YOU SON OF
A
SAY THAT TO MAH FACE
mo: whoa, nelly! how did this get so heated?
sare: YOU CALLED ME A OLD LADY
mo: hey now! this internet, it's an unweldly mistress - i was in fact not calling you an old lady, but rather when one is old and raps and is a woman .... please! your sensitivity is ungracious
sare: YEAH
BUT
OK
BUT
OK
I LIVE 2 RAP
mo: as i can imagine
sare: IN A RYHMING WAY
WHAT ARE YOUR LVOES/LIVES/PAHINS?
mo: well, thank you for inquiring
i love kittens
my lives are full of laughter
my pains currently are in my thighs
sare: I MEANT PASHINS
mo: oh, yes - my passions are children. seeing their joy light up their wee bean faces and of course, steaks.
sare: OK SO YOU MAKE STEAK OUT OF CHILDREN THAT IS WRONG
mo: my stars! you do get the wrong ideas easily
i would hope you would know me by now
sare: OH YOUSAY SO
mo: oh dear!
sare: CANNIBULL
mo: miss! i beg you to stop ... my reputation
i can't have you run this smear campaign
sare: YOU EAT BABIES FOR DINNER
mo: you're absurd! absurd!
sare: METHINKS THE LADY DOTH PROTEST 2 MUCH
mo: you're the canibal. how do you like them apples - missy?
sare: I LIKE THEM FINE
I LOVE APPLES
mo: apples are sublime! and i've done as i wanted, i've distracted you.
sare: ONCE I KNOW YOU EAT BABIES ITS NOT LIKE I CAN UNKNOW IT
I MEAN LET'S BE RALS
REALS*
mo: of course, let's be real!
you're an old lady rapper!
ah ha!
sare: OH NOW HOLD ON A SECOND
I SAID HOLD ON
ARE YOU HOLDOING
mo: i've been holding this whole time!
sare: DO YOU LIKE THE ON HOLD TUNES
mo: do you not like the acusation on the other foot?
sare: I DID THEM MYSELF ON MY CASIO
mo: oh yes! thank you. i'm a huge fan of marvin gay.
sare: YOU'RE GAY!
WAIT
OK
IT'S OOK IF EITHER ONE OF US IS GAY
ITS JUST A GUT REACTION
mo: that's racism
sare: YOURE RACISM!
mo: i think we all are, dear
sare: I WISH THINGS WERE DIFFERENT!
mo: they can be - it's in you
sare: BE THE CHANGE YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORDL!
I CAN DO THAT
I START BY NOT EATING BABIES
mo: you are doing that
you're chasing your tail
sare: I WISH THE WORLD TO CHASE ITS TAIL
AND I WILL LAUGH AND LAUGH
mo: you've got a mean streak
i love it
sare: OK NOW WE ARE FRIENDZ
mo: that's flattering
sare: OK NOW LET'S HAVE A BABYSTEAK AND CELEBRATE
mo: for the last time!
i do not eat the babysteak!
my passions are separate
sare: I THOUGHT I HAD YOU
BUT YOU BESTED ME
NOW WE ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS
LET'S CELEBREATE
mo: will you please do your rap rhymes?
sare: OK BUT FIRST LET'S CHASE OUR TAILS TOGEHTER YOU START
mo: i'm so dizzy!
sare: HAHAHAHAHAHA
mo: wait a min!
oh you
